THE MISS GOOSEPATCH PAGEANT at Theatre Downtown

Every year, the tiny town of Goosepatch holds its annual Holiday beauty pageant. However, this year, the regular contestants are unavailable and the pageant directors are forced to make do with an unusual assortment of rather unladylike ladies. Who will win? The audience will decide! Enjoy something funny that won't make your teeth hurt this holiday season! A world-premiere original from Daniel Martin, presented as a special fundraiser outside of our usual season. Tickets are a flat $15.
December 3-6 and 9-12
Performances are at 8pm except for a special Sunday matinee at 2pm on 12/6. And yes, there's a Wednesday in there too!
Some adult language and innuendo.
Ages: Ages 12 and up. Parental guidance for adult language and innuendo.