LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Releases Monologue Highlights, 4/20

- An intruder was arrested at the White House last night after trying to jump the fence. Authorities aren't releasing the fence jumper's identity, but they did say that she tore her pantsuit.

- Teenagers across the country have been participating in something called the Kylie Jenner Lips Challenge, in which they will place a jar around their lips and suck in air in order to make their lips swell. While teenagers in China have been participating in "school."

- A woman had to be removed from a Southwest Airlines flight last week after she repeatedly poked her seatmate with a pen to get him to stop snoring. She was of course removed on the shoulders of everyone else on the plane as they chanted "hero!"

- Ariana Grande and rapper Big Sean have reportedly broken up after 9 months together. Apparently Grande and Big couldn't agree on how to say "large."

- A 120 pound Texas woman set a new competitive eating record yesterday after she ate three 72 ounce steaks, three baked potatoes, three shrimp cocktails, three salads and three dinner rolls in 20 minutes. Or as they call it in Texas, a kids meal.