Dog Owners Reveal New Year's Resolutions That Will Make Their Pets Happy

Pet Paradise Resort, a Jacksonville, FL based pet boarding company asked customers for New Year's Resolutions that will make their dogs happy. Here are 12 responses:

1. I promise never to leave you alone overnight.
2. I will not rush you to do your duty. No one puts a timer on me.
3. I won't yell when you hide under the bed because you know we're going to the vet.
4. I promise to give you more "sniffing time" with that beautiful Lab down the block.
5. Yes, you can get into bed with me. Just give me a little more room.
6. I will never again complain about hair on the sofa, pillows or my only Chanel suit.
7. I will not put you out because your wet nose scores a bullseye on our guest's silk dress.
8. We'll play more fetch the ball. Just give me more time; I get winded quickly.
9. At dinner parties, I will never again falsely accuse you of producing strange odors.
10. I will continue to sneak dinner table goodies to you - just keep it quiet.
11. I will lose five pounds if you will. Okay, three pounds.
12. I never say it enough. I love you unconditionally, something I learned from you.

SOURCE Pet Paradise Resort

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