E!'s CHELSEA LATELY Jokes for the Week Ending 9/28
With all of the cleavage showing at this year’s Emmy Awards – it looked more like the Golden Globes.
Maybe “Mad Men” would have won an Emmy if it were called, “Two and a Half Mad Men.”
I can’t believe a New York City cab driver got off of his blue tooth long enough to record Paris Hilton’s conversation.
Dina Lohan said she went clubbing with Lindsay but only to find the enablers. That’s like OJ Simpson looking for the “real killer.”
I don’t think that Lady Gaga is overweight but I bet she has high cholesterol since she sleeps in that egg.
Mitt Romney says he doesn’t know why airplane windows don’t open – I’d hate to see what he says when he finds out there’s a section called “coach.”
Will somebody just please let me know when it’s okay to get a sandwich from Chick-Fil-A?
If Jesus had a wife that means that the Last Supper was really just a guy’s night out.
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