Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 3/31

Below, check out monologue highlights from last night's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" on NBC

Senator Rand Paul told BuzzFeed this week, "I don't think I've ever used the phrase gay rights." Sounds like he's also never going to use the phrase "I'm president."

President Obama has announced new plans to cut greenhouse gas emissions by 28 percent. The plan would make it illegal to film any more Fast and The Furious movies.

The Rolling Stones have announced a new North American stadium tour. If you want to know if they're coming to your city, find out if your stadium has a ramp.

The Cincinnati Reds have debuted what is believed to be the first in-stadium nursery for moms and babies. So if you're arguing with your wife about going to the game, and you need a solution that makes everyone happy, this is DEFINITELY NOT IT.

Less than a week after leaving One Direction, Zayn Malik has released his first solo song. It's called, "Oh, No, What Have I Done?"

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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