Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 3/14

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."
Thousands of flights were canceled today due to a powerful winter storm. Either that or Trump's new travel ban is for all of us.

Below, check out monologue hightlights from last night's broadcast:

President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican health plan as a quote "big, fat, beautiful negotiation." Well, he's making progress. It's the first time he's ever described anything as fat AND beautiful.

A woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an Apple Store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the Apple Store, but safe to say, not at the Genius Bar.

An Oregon man led police on a ten-mile, high-speed chase on Sunday in a stolen street sweeper truck. On the bright side, by the time he was arrested, his community service was done.

Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept referring to lunch period as "Millertime."