LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 11/20

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Today is Vice President Joe Biden's birthday! Biden started the day with a dance party and a big piece of cake, and then he remembered it was his birthday.

It was revealed today that Bono broke his arm in six places, and fractured his hand, and shoulder blade in a bike accident in Central Park this week. But that's the kind of thing that can happen when you live your life too close to The Edge.

Today police in Israel seized dozens of weapons that had been disguised as Christmas decorations. Israeli police became suspicious when they were Christmas decorations.

The owner of a lotion company in Arizona says that he has created a new lotion that could prevent Ebola. "Son, what are you doing in there?" "I'm... I'm preventing Ebola."

Scientists announced last week that they believe penis transplants will be possible in the next five years. It will finally give guys the chance to have their penis rejected by their own body.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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