LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights -11/5

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from 11/5

According to data from yesterday's midterms, only 13 percent of voters were under 30 years old. So America didn't rock the vote, so much as we soft-rocked the vote.

Republicans won enough seats to gain a majority in the Senate and increase their majority in the House. For those Democratic candidates who wanted to distance yourselves from Obama, congratulations. You did.

According to the Miami Herald, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs during a meeting with the DEA in January. He had to admit it, because during the meeting, he had 2 home runs and 3 RBI.

A North Carolina man says that he has used his "Never Ending Pasta Pass" from Olive Garden to eat at the restaurant 95 times in the past six weeks. Well, he didn't say that, but his tombstone does.

Harvard University has started offering a new class called, "Anal Sex 101." Which answers the question: Is there anything harder to get into than Harvard?

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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