The Whizzinator
The Whizzinator
#1The Whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 8:04am
http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/25/urine-trouble-whizzinator-makers-plead-guilty/
The two whizzes who created a device to beat drug tests just learned a valuable lesson: You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.
Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests.
A couple of famous people have been busted for slangin' around the fake phallus over the years -- including actor Tom Sizemore and former NFL running back Onterrio Smith.
The streamline engineers face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
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#2re: The Whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 8:16am
Oh! So it's supposed to be used for urine tests?
Don't I feel silly.
....but the world goes 'round
#2the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 8:56ami thought you were statutorially banned from feeling silly?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Juliash
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#5the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 10:41amNot that I'm going to run out and buy any. The concept just weirds me out.
#6the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 10:45amI gotta see a picture of this thing
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
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#7the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 10:48am
I feel like this will get deleted if I post the picture so here's a link
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/whizzinator.htm
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Updated On: 11/26/08 at 10:48 AM
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#8the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 10:49amSo it's illegal to manufacture something that helps you beat a drug test?
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#9the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 11:16am
'Ultra Realistic' my backside.
That thing looks so fake I can't even begin to say...
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#10the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 11:29am
What can you expect from a "Five inch ultra realistic prosthetic penis (available in 3 skin tones)"?
#11the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 11:35am"Pay no attention tho the very visible mold seam running down the length of my penis officer! But you will please notice the shocking pink crown!"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
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#12the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 12:07pmAll I know is that I love to use mine every thanksgiving to dispense the gravy.
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#14the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 2:45pmhahahha Joe. I knew this would get some funny remarks if I posted this
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#15the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 2:55pm
Why are the white and off-white models 5" and the black model 11"?
Updated On: 11/26/08 at 02:55 PM
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#18the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 3:11pmAwesome! I was looking for the perfect stocking stuffer!
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#19the whizzinator
Posted: 11/26/08 at 4:44pmI work in the court system and am trained on urinalysis. Part of the job, when I have to cover that, is confronting people who try to fake drug tests. Some of them are quite creative. Some of them are completely idiotic. I had a guy come in with a Whizzinator. He only made one mistake... he bought the wrong skin tone. The guy who came and got me couldn't stop laughing. I have to be bad cop in that situation, but it was all I could do not to lose it while I was talking to the guy.
