We could test this theory by posting "Audra Soils Herself During Tap Number" and see if Cundy prints it.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
What is she referring to, though? A massive internet campaign for Natasha Pierre? As if other shows don't do that?
And Steve Martin, who co-created “Bright Star,” now itches to be another thittir bright star.
Why did she spell "theatre" that way? To affect an accent?
Yahoo without Katie Couric? It’ll attract only yo-yos. With her, it’s hoo-hahs.
Nothing wrong here; it's just dumb.
has front cover quotes from the Denzel Washingtons, whom he’s counseled.
What? The quotes are from Denzel and his wife.
So it's not that it's exactly a total mess, but her writing is stilted, affects a slang that seems to live only in her head, and chops off a lot of a/an/the articles.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
Cindy writes in that old-school "ticker tape" "telegram" style of fast-headline reporting. It's even before her time, when Walter Winchell, Louella Parsons, and Hedda Hopper were churning out "news flashes" in that economical way of leaving out verbs, etc.
It's antiquated. Not funny or clever.
Just odd.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Kagan’s Internet blast delivered $2 mil in sales. What is she referring to, though? A massive internet campaign for Natasha Pierre? As if other shows don't do that? Kagen's internet advertising was successful in yielding $2 million dollars in ticket sales
And Steve Martin, who co-created “Bright Star,” now itches to be another thittir bright star. Why did she spell "theatre" that way? To affect an accent? I think so.
Yahoo without Katie Couric? It’ll attract only yo-yos. With her, it’s hoo-hahs. Nothing wrong here; it's just dumb.
has front cover quotes from the Denzel Washingtons, whom he’s counseled. What? The quotes are from Denzel and his wife. Pluralizing the name is a common way of expressing, "Mr. and Mrs. Denzel Washington". She could have also just written, "the Washingtons".
So it's not that it's exactly a total mess, but her writing is stilted, affects a slang that seems to live only in her head, and chops off a lot of a/an/the articles."
She had Glass Menagerie going into the Golden a couple of weeks ago. Now it's The Encounter. Maybe it'll be Come Fly with Me, the Sinatra/Tharp show she had to retract.
It's a style choice. It's not "incorrect," and she doesn't need to be taught how to write a sentence. Whether or not you like this style is a different question. I think it's affected and weird for 2016, especially for something "hot of the press" today to be served up in a 1940s vernacular. I expect to hear the Benny Goodman Orchestra playing in the background as I read it.
I'm actually bored with most writers today. They're too heavily edited and come of sanitized, sounding all the same. I appreciate a stylized choice even if it "clunks" once in a while. At least it doesn't sound like the same person is writing everything published today.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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I had no trouble reading that as well. It's an antiquated style of writing. No one really writes that way anymore and that doesn't necessarily make it wrong.
In fact, did she just break the news that it is coming to the Golden (where Eclipsed is right now)? I don't see any articles about this yet...
She wrote: "And, to join clogged 45th comes “The Encounter,” Simon McBurney’s one-man schlep up the Amazon, which sinks or swims at the Golden. At what venue did it premiere? Edinburgh Festival."