Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 8:17pm
And then, I remember: They've taken over the city. Another funsy real estate report.
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~ Muhammad Ali
#2Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 8:57pmIt reads like a "Not the NYT" parody.
#2Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 8:58pm
Or, as I like to call the NYTimes now:
The Gwyneth Paltrow Diaries.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 9:14pm
This kid is a douche.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 9:49pmFirst thought after looking at the photo was that Elliot Rodger narcissist who shot up the California campus because he was so repulsive and couldn't get laid.
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#5Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:01pm
I should not be surprised that douchebag as an aesthetic.
Updated On: 10/19/14 at 11:01 PM
Everlast85
Featured Actor Joined: 5/2/14
#6Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:09pm
UBER DOUCHE
http://instagram.com/rowanpapier
Updated On: 10/20/14 at 11:09 PM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#7Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:30pm"I shall make you ruffians who disregard me pay with your lives! Octo**** all feast on your bones! Bwahahahahahaha."
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#8Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:50pm
Man oh man, I want to kick this guy in the nads!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#9Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:50pmHis room looks like it'd be fun to destroy with a baseball bat, you know? Just shattering all that ugly, expensive stuff.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#10Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/19/14 at 11:56pm
Including smearing fecal matter all over that larger then life portrait of him!
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#11Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 12:13amSnafu, you know he is just screaming for a SNL parody.
#12Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 1:34am
Yeah but he doesn't deserve the extra attention!
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#13Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 5:10amI wonder how much he paid for that nose.
#14Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 10:06am
The neighborhood is full of cute coffee shops and places for brunch.
When I got to that part in the story, I cried. I'm so happy Papier can have coffee and brunch.
#15Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 10:20amIs it even possible to have an article like this without the word "brunch" appearing in it?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#16Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 11:25am
I guess living in the village hasn't taught him good decorating. That room is so disturbingly ugly. But, I guess after all the money he pays for rent, he can't afford taste.
I get walking up stairs with heavy stuff is not fun, but I had no sympathy for his complaint about having to carry his suitcases like ordinary people.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#17Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 11:48amAnother entitled child- hate to say it but I see them everywhere.
#18Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 12:11pm
He's going to need a really big closet for that portrait. You know, for when he doesn't age but the painting does?
Updated On: 10/20/14 at 12:11 PM
#19Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 12:20pmThat painting is always gonna look better than he actually does.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#20Where does the New York Times find these brats?
Posted: 10/20/14 at 2:44pmI think the real question is: WHY does the New York Times find these brats?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
