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Worst broadway shows you've seen

Worst broadway shows you've seen

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Phillypinto
#1Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 6:23am

What are the worst broadway shows you have ever seen?


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Emobacca2
#2Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 6:29am

I saw Brooklyn with Eden Espinosa on a 11th grade field trip. It was very cringe worthy and didn't do much to change what my pre-concieved notions about what musical theater was all about (this was my first Broadway musical). Luckily during my college years I opened my mind a bit and cannot get enough theater now.

brdway411
#2Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 6:32am

If/Then. Followed close by A Tale of Two Cities, and Cry Baby

After Eight
#3Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 7:08am

Plays: Mother/Hat, Jerusalem, Arcadia, Travesties immediately come to mind.

Musicals: Sweeney Todd, Passion, Marie Christine.

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Junior Babcock
#4Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 7:27am

Molly
Passion
Cry for Us All
Aspects of Love
Late Nite Comic
Nick & Nora

KathyNYC2
#5Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 7:37am

The revival of Three Penny Opera... with Jim Dale, Alan Cummings and Cyndi Lauper among others...in 2006. It was nominated for best revival that year...obviously I missed something.

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Jeffrey Karasarides
#6Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 7:44am

^There were only three revivals that year so it was pretty much nominated by default.

djdan1079
#7Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:04am

Lysistrata Jones. No question. I've seen shows that have ranged from bad (On a Clear Today), to just flat out boring (Arcadia, and more recently, Violet), but no show has ever made me angry about the time and money that I wasted like LJ

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madbrian
#8Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:11am

I just didn't get Side Show, and it was a shocking experience in the theater because others in the audience were clearly overwhelmed and overjoyed with it.


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Jeffrey Karasarides
#9Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:12am

"Lysistrata Jones. No question. I've seen shows that have ranged from bad (On a Clear Today), to just flat out boring (Arcadia, and more recently, Violet), but no show has ever made me angry about the time and money that I wasted like LJ"

The funny thing about that was...it's only Tony nomination was for Best Book of a Musical.

Updated On: 8/13/14 at 08:12 AM

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TotallyEffed
#10Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:19am

Lysistrata Jones or Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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promisespromises2
#11Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:19am

I've probably seen about 1/100th of the shows everyone else has seen on Broadway so the only show that I've ever truly wanted to walk out on was the recent Romeo and Juliet with Orlando Bloom.

#12Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:22am

Into the Light
Copenhagen

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dreaming
#13Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:22am

I have been pretty lucky-most of the really bad stuff I've seen has been off-Broadway (Romantic Poetry, that workshop of A Second Chance (UGH-what a terrible show)), I think one of the worst Broadway shows I've ever seen was Jerusalem (I almost left at intermission-it was a piece of pretentious crap, IMO), and I wasn't in the If/Then camp.

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Hanna from Hamburg
#14Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:27am

Cyrano: The Musical
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Brian07663NJ
#15Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:40am

[Title of Show}
Cyrano de Bergerac (with Jennifer Garner)
The Civil War (musical)

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SomeOtherMe
#16Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:41am

"Wonderland", 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the DarK" & "The Addams Family".

Updated On: 8/13/14 at 08:41 AM

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Sauja
#17Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 8:44am

Brooklyn, the Musical for me as well! At the point where the father sings about Vietnam and turns his guitar into a machine gun, I got a serious case of the church giggles and couldn't control them. I leapt out of my seat and ran for the bathroom to get myself together. Not my best moment, but I like to think that running for the hills was kinder than loudly laughing in the second row would have been.

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mjohnson2
#18Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:34am

Plays: JERUSALEM, LA BÊTE, and the revival of CYRANO DE BERGERAC (though the play itself is lovely)

Musicals: SIDE SHOW, PASSION, WONDERLAND, JEKYLL + HYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, and AMERICAN IDIOT


Anything regarding shows stated by this account is an attempt to convey opinion and not fact.

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carolinaguy
#19Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:35am

I saw "Getting Away with Murder" back in 1996. My friend was crazy about Terrence Mann and I figured, hey, Sondheim co-wrote it, how bad can it be? Well, I found out. Eek.


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brdway411
#20Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:39am

I forgot about Wonderland. Might as well throw in Bonnie and Clyde as well.

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Famebroadway2
#21Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:42am

Good Vibrations...

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Mr Roxy
#22Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:43am

Copenhagen definitely. A number of characters moving chairs around going blah blah for a few hours. Many people left at intermission but the guy next to us was fast asleep when we left. This was one of the critic's darlings

Another was definitely Travesties. Walked out on it

Don't Play Us Cheap was the GWTW of bad shows.


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Updated On: 8/13/14 at 09:43 AM

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rosscoe(au)
#23Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:47am

ReNt , Cryano The Musical was beyond awful


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Mr Roxy
#24Worst broadway shows you've seen
Posted: 8/13/14 at 9:52am

Ditto for Rent

Another critic love fest for it.


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