Senator Lindsey Graham to mount one-man Steel Magnolias production?

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Posted: 7/18/14 at 10:12am

So, Daniel Webb, that stand up comedian (and BBQ restaurant cashier) who fist-bumped Obama a few days ago after telling the President a somewhat off-color joke was on MSNBC and he is hilarious. These two quotes killed me:

When asked how he'd react if Rick Perry had come in to the restaurant instead, he said:
"I would have taken Rick Perry to town if that old queen walked in," to the restaurant, Webb insisted. "I would have let her have it."


And on Senator Lindsey Graham pushing for "tough" measures in Iran, he said:
"I think it's ridiculous that Lindsey Graham is telling anybody to be 'tough.' Lindsey Graham should do a one-man show of 'Steel Magnolias.'"

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