Goats

Posted: 2/20/12 at 4:39pm

Goats sure are creepy.

Posted: 2/20/12 at 4:43pm

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/20/12 at 4:45pm

Goat Massage

[tazber]

Posted: 2/20/12 at 4:54pm

My old neighbor was Jamaican and one time he brought me goat's head soup. Hand to god the eyes were in it. Floating

[SNAFU]

Posted: 2/20/12 at 5:12pm

I was waiting for one of the older Goats to try to give him a prostrate massage!

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 2/20/12 at 9:28pm

I can do a great goat noise. It's been tested on actual goats.

Funnily enough, two days ago I saw a guy walking a goat down 50th Street. And the goat was wearing a hat.

[dramamama611]

Posted: 2/20/12 at 10:42pm

This could be my favorite thread....ever.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 3:22am

Fainting goats are quite entertaining. You turn a hose on them and they pass out.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 8:59am

My friend Connie raises goats. The babies are adorable.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 9:07am

Are they doing a goat drive this year?

Posted: 2/21/12 at 10:51am

Please Boobs- NEW or "gently used" goats ONLY!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 10:53am

The family I lived with my senior year of High School had a goat in their front yard. That sucka was MEAN! Angry Goat!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:08am

In Kansas we used to date goats.

Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:16am

Date or "date"?

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:22am

We used to find a herd and then guess their age by the size of their horns. I would say "Fall '79" and then Jethro might say "Spring '80"

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:27am

Joe, I always wash my goats in Wool-lite before I donate them.

Posted: 2/21/12 at 11:29am

Nothing worse than a dirty goat giver.

Posted: 2/21/12 at 1:50pm

A Malaba peasant farmer was lost for words at the weekend when her plea to Internal Security minister George Saitoti over her lost goats bore fruit. Irene Nyaboke's three goats disappeared last week when the sound of a police helicopter carrying the presidential aspirant scared them away as it landed at the Malaba Primary School grounds.

Nyaboke then called on the minister "to be human enough" and compensate her for the lost goats. Saitoti give Nyaboke three goats in a ceremony at the Kenya Revenue Authrity's customs yards in the presence of collegaues Musa Sirma, Franklin Bett, Amos Kimunya and Musalia Mudavadi. "I am glad to pay back the three goats in compensation for the lost ones that I may not be laid accountable for anymore," he said.

No word if the goats were freshly washed.
"her three female goats that vanished were a treasure"

Posted: 2/22/12 at 4:26pm

A visit to the Goat Hospital

[never_has_been]

Posted: 2/23/12 at 10:54pm

I feel like it is likely old news by now, but I'll share it anyway in case it hasn't already been seen by all. Some of the facts and images are a twisted combination of precious and eerie.
12 Strange things about goats

Posted: 2/27/12 at 11:50am

They're on to us. Run people! First Halle Berry, YOU could be next1

The Oscar-winning actress, who was supposed to present at tonight's 84th annual Academy Awards ceremony with Tom Hanks, canceled her appearance due to her pesky broken foot, Academy Awards producer Brian Grazer told E! News Sunday.

Berry originally suffered the injury back in September, when she slipped while running after her daughter Nahla, who was chasing after a goat. Yes, a goat.



Why Did Halle Berry Cancel Her Academy Awards Appearance?! Updated On: 2/27/12 at 11:50 AM

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 2/27/12 at 12:10pm

I rather watch a goat eat an entire field of clover than watch Hanks show how impressed he is with himself!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 2/28/12 at 6:32pm

"something Baaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaad is happening in Oz!"

Posted: 3/6/12 at 10:37am

"Katie the Goat, who gained prominence in 2006 when her tale of the dangers of nuclear power hit the papers, is conducting a farewell tour as she prepares to enter the great farm in the sky.

It's not looking too good for Katie right now. She's battling an untreatable cancer her caretaker claims is the result of living close to a nuclear power plant in Waterford, Connecticut. Katie spent today at the State Capitol, and will visit the Millstone Nuclear Power Station and New York's own Indian Point Power Plant in the coming week.

Farewell, Katie. I'll always enjoy watching your kind eat garbage and headbutt each other."

This is noteworthy for the brilliant comment posted: "Goats are so fascinating that if you were reading a book called "The Pet Goat," you wouldn't want to put it down for any reason."

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