Reviews by Joe Dziemianowicz
Theater review: ‘The Testament of Mary’
At times, the play comes close to overkill as Mary overturns everything in sight. But that's really a minor sin. Despite a protest at an early preview by a traditional Catholic group, 'The Testament of Mary' isn't irreverent. Nor is it reverent. It is imaginative and provocative - what theater should be.
‘Macbeth’ with Alan Cumming: Theater review
In a second viewing of this National Theatre of Scotland production, Cumming is even more verbally dexterous and dynamic...Directors John Tiffany and Andrew Goldberg layer the production with spooky sounds and moody music and keep Cumming on the move...Even with all that, this solo stab at the Bard proves to be a case of diminishing returns. The concept becomes less interesting as it goes on. Shakespeare completists will be intrigued. Audience members unfamiliar with the story and who's who will be lost. All will appreciate the stirring turn by Cumming packing theatrical thunder and lightning. Fitting for the asylum setting of this 'Macbeth,' Cumming is fully committed.
‘Jekyll & Hyde’: Theater review
Either way, 'Jekyll & Hyde' is an over-the-top bloody hoot. At times, it's like a theme-park attraction, but it's got a saving grace. The show doesn't take itself too seriously as it power-ballads its way through Victorian-era London.
‘Orphans’: Theater review
Baldwin, never shy about speaking his own mind offstage, is fully in his comfort zone. He delivers a wily magnetic star turn.
‘The Assembled Parties’: Theater review
But Light, who won a Tony last year for 'Other Desert Cities,' proves ever-invaluable as Faye, a smart-mouthed mensch with bark and bite. She's the life of the party - and this production.
‘The Big Knife’: Theater review
For 2 1/2 hours, the play goes through melodramatic motions and leads to an out-of-character conclusion. The show's best asset is Charlie's droolworthy home - an airy California castle designed by John Lee Beatty. For cheaper real-estate porn, read a shelter magazine.
‘The Nance’: Theater review
But after a steady diet of Broadway plays that are all about dysfunctional and sitcom-style families, 'The Nance' is a welcome departure.
‘Motown: The Musical’: Theater review
There's no shortage of great tunes from which to choose. And if a batch of catchy classics with tasty harmonies and cool grooves like 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine,' 'Stop in the Name of Love,' 'My Girl' and 'ABC' were enough to make a jukebox musical click, the show would be an automatic hit. But it takes more. While the music catalog runs deep, the story is shallow. The book, penned by Gordy, who also produced the show, suffers from being sketchy, earnest and sometimes corny.
‘Matilda’: Theater review
Multi-layered vocals go with the gobstopping staging by director Matthew Warchus ('God of Carnage,' 'Ghost'). There are laser beams, trampolines and confetti cannons. The production design is an eyeful, thanks to Rob Howell's clever costumes and scenery that's crammed sky-high with Scrabble tiles, blocks and books. Hugh Vanstone lights it with style.
'Kinky Boots': Theater review
Porter ('Dreamgirls') is a force of nature as Lola. Sands ('American Idiot'), in the tamer role, makes Charlie wonderfully appealing. Annaleigh Ashford ('Dogfight') turns her musical lament about choosing the wrong men into a sweet highlight. Andy Kelso is terrific as Charlie's old pal; it's too bad he has just one scene.
Theater review: ‘Lucky Guy’
At its best, the drama cracks with the smoky and gritty atmosphere Ephron knew firsthand from her own days as a reporter. Her signature wry humor bites, as when an editor is lovingly needled: 'If you held the guy up to the light, you could see the olive.' That is 100-proof Ephron zing.
Theater review: ‘Hands on a Hardbody’
Loaded with a cabful of fine performers, this song-laced lament about surviving hard times offers a decent ride. So much so that you wish it were better, tighter and carried a more affecting payoff. As is, it's a bit of a missed opportunity.
‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ is a fur-brained time-waster of a play
Five days before the show's premiere, Sean Mathias sat in front of me at 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.' The British director had a pen in his hand and a notebook in his lap. By rights, Mathias should've been drafting an apology letter for stirring up this half-baked rehash of Truman Capote's singularly quirky book about Holly Golightly.
Theater review: ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’
Fireworks light up the night sky during Big Daddy's birthday party in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' That's it for the sparks, unfortunately. Broadway's starry but misguided new take on Tennessee Williams' 1955 Pulitzer winner about secrets, lies and love is a dim and soggy affair.
Theater review: ‘Picnic’ on Broadway
Stan ('Gossip Girl,' 'Captain America') has the right rugged looks for Hal, played by William Holden in the '55 film. He's a character built to be objectified as beefcake and to sizzle in shirtless scenes. Beefy Stan rivals the porterhouses at Peter Luger's and he brings out Hal's vulnerable side. Even better is Grace, a coltish blonde known for movies, including 'Taken' and 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.' She's a natural onstage. Her work is assured and understated and brings an air of introspection to Madge.
Theater review: ‘The Other Place’
The supporting cast is topnotch, including Daniel Stern as Juliana's beleaguered husband, Zoe Perry (Metcalf's real-life daughter), who plays a doctor and a bitter divorcee, and John Schiappa in a couple small roles. But it's really all about Juliana, a brittle individual who seems even tougher than she did during the first run. She's now caustic enough to come with a warning label. It's not a fluke, considering that Ian says to his wife: 'You know, what surprises me almost more than anything else is how cruel this thing has made you.' It's a harsh reality. And played by Metcalf, it hurts so good.
Theater Review: 'Glengarry Glen Ross'
David Mamet's 1984 Pulitzer Prize winner 'Glengarry Glen Ross,' about ruthless salesmen, can grab you by the throat and punch you in the gut. It's a powerful play. But the new Broadway production just gives you a nudge. That's better than nothing in this season of mostly meaningless Broadway plays, but you'd expect more from a production that delayed the opening a month. A lot of that has to do with Al Pacino, the star of the show. Pacino is a terrific actor and gave a riveting performance two years ago in 'The Merchant of Venice.' But as Shelly Levene, a dinosaur who can't close a deal, Pacino seems small and insignificant. As much as Pacino resorts to trademark tricks — bugging his eyes, talking in falsetto, sticking out his gut — he's not able to generate much empathy for Shelly, who represents the price of American commerce. As the result, the play simmers when it wants to boil.
Theater review: ‘Golden Boy’
Back on Broadway at the Belasco Theatre, where it premiered 75 years ago, Clifford Odets’ boxing saga “Golden Boy” is a knockout, thanks to its 24-karat cast. The 19 actors in the Lincoln Center revival are so good that you look beyond creaks in the melodrama. So good they make up for lead-footed scene changes and sets that are too postcard-pristine for the tale of tangled desires.
Theater review: ‘The Anarchist’ on Broadway with Patti LuPone and Debra Winger
Sounds juicy, but sadly it isn’t really so, despite the best efforts of Patti LuPone and Debra Winger. Between its structural ambiguity and heady philosophizing, this short, dense and dry drama at the Golden Theatre is often a head-scratcher. It starts abruptly and ends the same way.
Theater review: ‘Dead Accounts’
In lieu of an engaging story, unseen people, including the sibs’ sick dad, are gabbed about while undeveloped thematic strands dangle. Ideas rise up about staying put in one’s hometown vs. leaving, buying into God vs. worshipping money and life in New York vs. the Midwest. After an hour, Jack’s wife, Jenny (Judy Greer, miscast as a model of urbanity), arrives and reveals that her soon-to-be ex has raided neglected bank accounts of dead people to the tune of $27 million. The huge sum is a device to reveal Jenny’s greed and to give Lorna an aria about why she can’t fret about banks getting screwed. Director Jack O’Brien can’t do much with the material, so he puts his energy into moody scene changes. And he cast Butz, who he guided to Best Actor Tony wins in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” and “Catch Me If You Can.”
Theater review: ‘A Christmas Story, the Musical’
There are also bright spots during the show’s 2 hours, including the bouncy “Ralphie to the Rescue!” The twangy tune finds Ralphie fantasizing about being a hero with his rifle. The best scene comes with the jazzy “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out.” Thanks to Warren Carlyle’s delicious tap-happy choreography and a gleaming gang of young hoofers, it’s great big fun. So much so you wish for more of the same. But not everyone’s as lucky as Ralphie — you can’t always get what you want.
Theater review: ‘Scandalous’
Kathie Lee Gifford's musical about evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson is too bombastic for its own good.
Theater review: ‘The Performers’
There are huge boobs in the porn-themed play “The Performers,” which opened Wednesday at the Longacre. That’s not only a reference to one character’s Double-G fake jugs, but to all the dimwits dreamed up by playwright David West Read. Everyone in the limp comedy hails from the planet Stupid. Nothing wrong with that, but it takes real smarts to make dumb people funny. A string of easy puns and double entendres and faux XX-film titles like “Spontaneass” aren’t enough to elevate this beyond a raunchy extended skit. Don’t read that as prudishness. It’s disappointment that in his Broadway debut, Read (“The Dream of the Burning Boy”) comes up with so few surprises.
Theater review: ‘Annie’ on Broadway
If this take seldom crosses the line into something must-see special (it doesn’t), even a simply good production of “Annie” offers rewards.
Theater review: ‘Grace’ on Broadway
Despite a starry cast, numerous showy narrative devices and heady geek-speak about time and space, the production goes in circles as it questions God’s amazing grace. In the end, we’re left with all the illumination of “stuff happens.”
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