Photo Flash: Meet the Cast of Locked in the Attic's A FANCY CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR at The Secret Theatre

Locked in the Attic Productions presents A Fancy Christmas Spectacular, featuring two 80-minute plays in repertory this Christmas season. Scroll down for a sneak peek at the cast!

Fancy Theater Blues! showcases Rick McCabe, an emerging playwright tackling the trials and tribulations of life in theater. Doing all he can to keep his head above water, McCabe is purposelessly hammered down by a tyrant of a girlfriend. To add pain to injury, a mysterious theater critic, Albert Fish, rips McCabe apart in a scathing review of his latest production, Cunt in Blue Paint! The star of the show, seemingly washed up Gorgeous Marty Makers, struggles with confidence and whether or not gaining the approval of another is worth taking someone's life over. Following tragedy, a questionable and quizzical Detective Billy Catskill berates McCabe with questions that no one can seem to find the answers to. By way of spirit, Gorgeous' daughter Lulu, a practicing Satanist, shows McCabe just what it means to fend for one's self and how ultimately, to Hail Satan!

Cast Includes: Patrick Brian Scherrer, John Warren, Mollie Downes, Myles O'Connor* and Hannah McKechnie. *Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association

Directed and written by Seanie Sugrue. Produced by Seanie Sugrue and Amanda Martin. Presented by Locked in the Attic Productions.

Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die) paints a vivid portrait into the fiction of Ian, who's life unwinds into one of unimaginable discord, hardly harmonious with the conventional customs of Christmas. An epic, enameled with dependence, deceit, dalliance, and dollars, collaged with an especially eccentric lady of the night. Ian's sole source of conscience comes from Jerry, a sincere and necessary source of relief from his constant calamity. An irate girlfriend and lingering lingerie all climax into forcing the audience to wonder why exactly Santa Claus might have shrieked out, Ho! Ho! Ho! into the cold lonely night.

Cast Includes: Chris Gentile, Alice Kremelberg, Myles O'Connor* and Lorne Batman. *Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association

Directed and written by Seanie Sugrue. Produced by Seanie Sugrue and Amanda Martin. Presented by Locked in the Attic Productions.

Fancy Theater Blues! Dates and Times: December 6th @ 8 pm, December 8th @ 8 pm, December 9th @ 8 pm, December 10th @ 5 pm, December 11th @ 3 pm, December 14th @ 8 pm, December 16th @ 8 pm, December 18th @ 6 pm.

Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die) Dates and Times: December 7th @ 8 pm, December 10th @ 8 pm, December 11th @ 6 pm, December 12th @ 8 pm, December 13th @ 8 pm, December 15th @ 8 pm, December 17th @ 8 pm, December 18th @ 3 pm.

All performances take place at The Secret Theatre, 44-02 23rd Street, Long Island City, NY 11101. Visit www.secrettheatre.com or call 718.392.0722. $18 Online and at Box Office. Not advised for children.

Alice Kremelberg and Chris Gentile in Character for Seanie Sugrue's Original Christmas Play Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die)

Patrick Brian Scherrer and Mollie Downes in Character for Seanie Sugrue's Original Play Fancy Theater Blues!