Horse Trade Theater Group presents the 2010 Burlesque Blitz

After the roaring success of last year's Burlesque Blitz, the best burlesque producers in New York return to the Kraine for four nights of winter hotness! Recover from your stressful holiday season with sizzling hot performances courtesy of Bastard Keith, Meaner Harder Leather, The Sweet & Nasty Burlesque Mystery Hour, and a special holiday edition of Revealed!

Featuring the steaming hot talents of Bastard Keith, Cheeky Lane, Christopher Bousquet, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Gal Friday, GiGi La Femme, Go-Go Harder, Harvest Moon, Kobayashi Maru, Lacey Knickers, Madame Rosebud, Matthew Holtzclaw, Melody Sweets, Michael Johnson, Minnie Tonka, Misty Meaner, Mocha Lite, Ruby Valentine, Stormy Leather, Tigger! Victoria Privates, and more!

The 2010 Burlesque Blitz will run December 27-30 at 10:30pm in The Kraine Theater (85 East 4th Street between 2nd Ave and Bowery). Tickets to all shows ($15) may be purchased online at www.horseTRADE.info or by calling 212-868-4444.

Bastard Keith presents
A Tale of Two Bastards: A Jewlesque Fable
Monday, December 27 @ 10:30pm
A Tale of Two Bastards is a holiday treat from the mind of MC, bon vivant and man of action, Bastard Keith. An homage to his favorite classic musicals, this tale of crime, mistaken identity and old-time burley gathers the talents of Darlinda Just Darlinda, Minnie Tonka, Madame Rosebud, Gal Friday, ace magician Matthew Holtzclaw, and Keith himself. A show as delightful, flavorful and festive as mulled cider and matzoh balls, A Tale of Two Bastards will leave you grinning, humming, tapping your toes and gently massaging your crotch. www.myspace.com/bastard_keith

Misty Meaner, Stormy Leather & Go-Go Harder present
Meaner Harder Leather... Burlesque With A Twist
Tuesday, December 28 @ 10:30pm
In the spring of 2010, Misty Meaner and Stormy Leather's love affair gave birth to a beautiful, baby-butt smooth boy, Go-Go Harder. Since then, this trio of sexual ambiguity has literally been taking NYC by the family jewels. Uniting Drag, Burlesque and Boylesque, MEANER HARDER LEATHER brings you one of the most exciting shows in Manhattan! With your GLAMMY NOMINATED hosts, a variety of classic and scandalous performances, and a roster of talented guest stars, it's sure to leave your seat wet and your heart curious... Hosted by Misty Meaner, Go-Go Harder & Stormy Leather. Guest starring The Bendable Christopher Bousquet; The Shimmering Chanteuse of Burlesque, Melody Sweets; The Chocolate Queen With a Touch of Cream, Mocha Lite; The Bad Boy with a Heart of Gold, Richert Rocket, with Lacey Knickers as your stage kitten.

The Sweet & Nasty Burlesque Mystery Hour presents
The Case of "The Fallen Starlet"
Wednesday, December 29 @ 10:30pm
On Wednesday night, tune your radio dial to the Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Mystery Hour for heart-pounding suspense and jaw-dropping burlesque, presented live onstage. This month The Naked Detective Nasty Canasta and her helpful housegirl Sapphire Jones solve the case of "The Falling Starlet," with the vocal and visual talents of Gal Friday, Tigger!, Victoria Privates, Miss Ruby Valentine and the sound-effects wizardry of Michael Johnson. It's a broadcast too spicy for the airwaves - you'll want to hear (and see) it for yourself! www.sweetandnastyburlesque.com

GiGi La Femme & Doc Wasabassco present
Revealed Burlesque's Holiday Bonus
Thursday, December 30
REVEALED is a burlesque show unlike any other. It's a seduction, a tease, an epiphany, a dare, a conspiracy of pleasure. Hosted by devilishly charming master of ceremonies Bastard Keith, each show stars pin-up queen GiGi La Femme and a rotating ensemble of the most beloved burlesque performers in New York. Fresh editions of Revealed feature new performer debuts, surprise guests from around the world and innovative performances representing the state of the art in risqué entertainment. Come out and experience an evening of salacious striptease and skin, where the climax of each number leaves everything...Revealed. This special edition showcase will feature delectable performances by: The Girl Dreams Are Made Of GiGi La Femme; The Seductive Siren, Harvest Moon; The Borg Queen of Burlesque Kobayashi Maru; The Shining Jewel Of Burlesque, Sapphire Jones; and in her Revealed debut, Cheekie Lane! Hosted by the charming and inebriated Bastard Keith and his Sensational Stage Kitten Sidekick, The Girl Who Fell To Earth, Madame Rosebud! www.revealedburlesque.com

Horse Trade Theater Group is a self-sustaining theater development group; with a focus on new work, it has produced a massive quantity of stimulating downtown theater. Horse Trade's Resident Artist Program offers a home to a select group of Independent Theater artists, pooling together a great deal of talent and energy. It is also the home of FRIGID New York - the first and only festival of its kind in New York City. www.horseTRADE.info