YOU CAN'T BEAT THE HOUSE - IACT Non Equity Auditions

IACT Auds for 'You Can't Beat the House' by Pat Cook
Bloomingdale United Methodist Church
65 Main St Bloomingdale NJ
Sun, Sep 9, 2018 2:30 PM - 7:00 PM
Tue, Sep 11, 2018 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm

"I've had trouble breaking INTO a house before, but this is the FIRST time I've had problems breaking OUT again!" So moans the leader of a pair of inept burglars who have broken into an empty house for SALE! Prospective buyers show up, so they make believe THEY'RE Real Estate Agents; then the REAL Real Estate Agent shows up and a host of other oddball characters and MAYHEM ensues!



MERLE - older, erudite burglar

HOWIE - lovable but dim partner

CONRAD SPEARS - young husband, likes to argue

GLENDA SPEARS - older wife, house hunting w/her husband, has a SECRET

COURTNEY PARFAIT - perky Real Estate Agent -- or IS she?

OFCR MILO LARRABY - naive, local cop

LILLIAN - Glenda's pushy mother & paranormal fanatic

MADAME ZENOBIA - Lillian's 'fake' medium

BRITTANY MARIE - Conrad's airhead secretary

FERN LARRABY - Milo's crabby mother



No monos necessary , sides provided



Performances: Fri/Sat Oct 26/27 @ 8p, Sun Oct 28 @ 3p

Non-Union/No pay/no fee

Questions: 201-377-5100