I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.
Accompanied by seven photographs and with a certain directness of tone communicated by the absence of frequent commas, this is the funniest thing I've read for quite a long time. :3
Me too! I can just hear this guy's voice in my head, even though I've no idea what it must sound like, and I've read the letter several times over now, and no matter how much I try not to laugh, I always lose it at that point. XD
I think it loses momentum once he runs out of things to say about the food, but it's so awesome up until then that I totally forgive him. :3
Haha, I can't even quote a favourite part! It's all so delightfully snarky.
Okay, maybe this part:
Well you’ll be fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard. It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. It’s only redeeming feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter.
Also loved this bit: When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard. I'm not quite sure why, though.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
This is brilliant. Very witty and well thought out and well meaning.
Being in customer service myself, I wish more complaints were approached this way.
"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES---
"THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS