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THE MALE PATTERN & Frog's Daniel Bateman Release "Charlie (The Robbery)"

The Americana concept LP explores divorce, midlife crisis, and suburban suicide through narrative fiction.

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THE MALE PATTERN & Frog's Daniel Bateman Release

THE MALE PATTERN, the project of songwriter Will Schwartz, has released a new single, 'Charlie (The Robbery),' featuring former Uncles bandmate Daniel Bateman of FROG. The song is taken from Schwartz's debut album, 'I Was Shot in the Heart!', due out September 25th, a narrative fiction Americana / Outlaw Country concept LP about divorce, descent, midlife crisis, and suburban suicide.

On September 25th, THE MALE PATTERN will release 'I Was Shot in the Heart!', the debut album from the new project of Will Schwartz (he/him), a songwriter, novelist, and English professor from Queens, NY.

The album tells the story of an unnamed suburban dad as he navigates his acrimonious divorce, spends too much time watching TV and on the computer, gets addicted to pills, loses his job as a mortgage broker, shoots and kills a small-time drug dealer, finds God, and commits suicide by cop at a 24/7 Stop and Shop in White Plains, NY.

Schwartz began making music in the early 2010s as a co-songwriter/vocalist in Uncles with Daniel Bateman (who appears on this album) and Tom White of FROG before issuing one solo EP via Monkfish Records. Schwartz then shifted his focus to fiction writing, and his work has been published in Newtown Literary, Ninth Letter, The Baltimore Review, and The Briar Cliff Review, from which he received the 2017 award for literary fiction.

His first musical work in over a decade, 'I Was Shot in the Heart!' is a character-driven, narrative work that explores and exploits Americana tropes to capture its time and place. It's a concept album in the tradition of Darren Hayman's 'Pram Town,' Terry Allen's 'Lubbock (On Everything),' and Alex Cameron's 'Forced Witness.'

On September 4th, the album's final single, 'Charlie (The Robbery),' was released. Featuring FROG's Daniel Bateman on piano, it's a 'Meeting Across the River'-inspired song that represents the point of no return for the album's antihero narrator, whose continued search for ecstasy through idiocy has deadly consequences.

'I Was Shot in the Heart!' is available for pre-order and pre-save. The 'I'm a Soldier' and 'The Television Watcher' singles are both out now.

Artist Quote for 'Charlie (The Robbery)' (Single / Sep 4th)

'Our guy robs a small-time drug dealer. He only wants to scare him with his gun, but ends up screwing the job up while trying to remember a bad-ass line from The Dark Knight Rises and, in a moment of confusion, blasts the poor guy's head off. My stab at a Bruce Springsteen ballad, but with little less tragic yearning and a little more blood spatter. Featuring Danny Bateman from Frog on piano.' – Will Schwartz / The Male Pattern

Artist Introduction for 'I Was Shot in the Heart!' (Album / Sep 25th)

'I Was Shot in the Heart! tells the story of an unnamed suburban dad as he navigates his acrimonious divorce, spends too much time watching TV and on the computer, gets addicted to pills, loses his job as a mortgage broker, shoots and kills a small-time drug dealer, finds God, and commits suicide by cop at a 24/7 Stop and Shop in White Plains, NY. The songs are character-driven and satirical. I drew on the work of Terry Allen and Randy Newman, while combining disparate influences like the narrative craft of a Bruce Springsteen ballad and the prurience and silliness of Ween.

I started writing these songs after spending about a decade developing my fiction, both in workshops as a graduate student and then as a university teacher, and on my own. There is a pressure, perhaps self-enforced, in the workshop model, to develop work that appeals to the people around you, aesthetically and morally, in the most immediate way possible. I had the feeling that most writing in this environment becomes an advertisement for yourself and your virtues. There is importance and beauty in writing characters and stories that are filled with the good you wish to see in the real world, but sitting around a table of like-minded individuals doesn't always leave a lot of room for narrative art that is ugly and weird.

The story I'm telling is ugly and weird. It's mean-spirited, it makes fun of its characters, it's violent, and I go for cheap laughs. The songs that emerged for this project, the first I've written in over a decade, probably speak to an urge to make art like that, which I've likely repressed in my fiction writing for polite academia and peer-to-peer workshopping.

The character in these songs is driven by a crass hunger for validation and free drugs. He attributes his faults to everyone around him, never himself. He looks at his failures as the subject of a grand tragedy with mythological beauty. He needs people to feel bad for him. He sucks. But he's a common kind of guy that you come across in the world and online. The songs are vessels for dramatic irony: we know he's an asshole, and he doesn't, but in the meantime, his feelings, while they might be cruel or perverted, are his own, and he feels them deeply. There are better people to write stories about, and somebody else will.' – Will Schwartz / The Male Pattern

Photo Credit: Andrew Piccone


Photo Credit: Andrew Piccone
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