CLUB F***ED

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Posted: 9/30/16 at 7:48am

Greetings:

We are all here today, delighted to announce Breaking News, an exciting new development in matters that mean the most to this great country, ours.

I am here today, excited to present, that which I trust you will recognize as important, an opportunity for investment in this great country, ours, for your exclusive consideration, this Showcase stage production of the highly acclaimed theatrical play, CLUB F***ED.

CLUB F***ED is the true account of life in federal prison as seen through the eyes of a New York Lawyer, a New York City Assistant District Attorney.

Wrongfully convicted, imprisonment jump-starts a psychological transformation that is designed for destruction.

Incarceration forces the Prosecutor, now inmate Splash, to live the chaotic life of an enemy combatant, at war with himself as well as all others.

Adapted from the actual prison memoir, CLUB F***ED is a true account of a modern day Jean Valjean and as compelling.

With fear and loathing enclosing, encasing him, Splash must relinquish a lifetime of law and order to survive the insanity of prison life.

Searching for a way home from Oz, having fallen down the rabid hole, Splash must mark his way back through the looking glass.

Adversity is the father of opportunity. It is also a mother****er. Welcome to CLUB F***ED . “We are all mad here.”