Welcome to America! We Replace Our Pizza Crust with Fried Chicken!

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 12:21pm

MMmmm...Delicious! Exactly who was clamoring for this fast food atrocity?




Domino’s just replaced its pizza crust with fried chicken

[finebydesign]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 1:01pm

Isn't this basically chicken parmesan?

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 1:16pm

More like a chicken parm on top of a pizza with chicken-topped crust...

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 1:25pm

It's chicken nuggets with some sauce and cheese. Other countries have produced some far worse items. Google Pizza Hut's cheeseburger crust pizza that was only released in the UK, for instance.

I would just lump it together with the KFC Double Down as a white trash version of a dish that has already existed for some time. The Double Down was really not that far removed from chicken cordon bleu and I would agree with finebydesign that this is just an easier and cheaper version of chicken parmesan.

[Brian07663NJ]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 2:55pm

"Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life"
Oscar Wilde

We take a crunchy, all-beef taco, smother it in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce. Then we wrap it in a soft, flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in-between.

Then we wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack cheese.

And it gets even awesomer, when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special “guacamolito” sauce and wrap that around the outside.

But it gets even bigger! Because we bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and Portobello mushroom.

...we take the whole thing and wrap that in a Chicago style deep dish meat lovers pizza!

Well, it’s not a Taco Town taco until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter and deep-fry it until it’s golden brown. Then we serve it in all commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili. It’s 15 great tastes all rolled into one.

The new pizza crepe taco pancake chili bag. Only at Taco Town.

[GuyfromGermany]

Posted: 4/16/14 at 5:19pm

The worst thing about that cheeseburger crust pizza was that it tasted like crap...