I could not really give two $hits about these people other than for a giggle, but for some reason I clicked on that damn link. This line pissed me off:
(Victor...) has enrolled in battered women’s classes in hopes of regaining his emotional footing after his marriage to Johnny. (In case you’re wondering, he’s taking battered women’s classes because battered men’s classes don’t exist.)
This is meant to make a joke about his sexuality and/or femininity and it's incredibly insensitive and offensive. The idea that a man can't be a battered spouse is ludicrous. I am not saying Victor was abused, but some men are. Gay men, straight men, bisexual men... it doesn't matter how the relationship looks from the outside. Grrrrr.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
"Give Johnny credit for being willing to wear a costume made out of all the unused scraps left over after all the other skater costumes were made."
That made me laugh!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
They also promised to get tested for STDs every 6 months and the results have to be read when both of them are in the room.
I think they should combine this with a dinner party.
If you gotta make that many specific rules about what your partner can't do,you KNOW one of them is gonna break at least one within a month.
And then I went to TMZ and read this! there's a section titled "Ultimatums." Johnny lists examples of Victor's ultimatums, including, "If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."
"If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."
Shouldn't that be "have a free f*** WITH anyone I want" or "FROM anyone I want"?
Is it really proper to say "have a f***"?
Wouldn't it simply be better to say ""If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to f*** anyone I want" or, perhaps "get f***ed by anyone I want."