My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#0My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:35pm
I had a seat in the front row, AA 114, stage left (my right). My cell phone was in my lap the entire time, with an occasional shuffle whenever I moved.
It wasn't a great show, but Zeljko Ivanek is delivering the performance of the year.
Anyway. I'm at the stage door as the security person approaches me and says "you were the one video recording the show from the front row. One of the actors saw you." I think nothing of it, until:
Security Guard: Come back this way, please. Give me your cell phone and camera.
So, I do as I'm told, as I'm lead through the stage door to the backstage area of the Schoenfeld. There, I'm greeted by David Schwimmer.
Security Guard: Here you go, Mr. Schwimmer. The one who was taping the show.
David Schwimmer: What are you talking about?
SG: Didn't you report that someone was taping the show?
DS: You were taping the show?
Me: My cell phone isn't capable of taping the show. It's too old.
(Security guard gives it back to me, I open it.)
Me: See? No Camera.
DS: I have no idea what anyone is talking about but it seems there's been a misunderstanding. I'm very sorry, is there anything I can do?
Me: Well, you can sign my program. I'm a huge fan of your work, I'm sorry the show is closing so soon.
DS: Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
SG: Sorry for the misunderstanding, sir.
Just then, Zeljko Ivanek comes running down the stairs.
Zeljko Ivanek: He's the one who recorded the show!
Me: We just established my cell phone isn't capable.
ZI: Well, why was it out?
Me: It's a compulsive habit to not lose anything. I like keeping it on my lap.
SG: That's a pretty lame excuse.
ZI: Your cell phone was really rattling me. I lost my place many times because of it. The lights were on.
Me: They weren't, but okay. And even though you lost your place, you still delivered the performance of the year.
ZI (realizing that he just embarrassed himself by saying he got destracted): I'm, uh, very sorry for this misunderstanding. Don't you know that cells aren't allowed to be used in theaters?
Me: Once again, I wasn't on my cell phone, it was on my lap. And I've been seeing shows for 15 years. I know cells aren't allowed.
So, I walked out.
It just makes me wonder: aren't actors trained NOT to look at the audience? With the way the show is set up (Ivanek is seated on the left side of the stage, from the audiences POV), how could he have seen my cell phone, since I'm all the way on the right? Why did the security guard take my electronic devices and promptly give them back to me without looking?
It was an awesome experience, meeting David Schwimmer, going backstage at a Broadway theater, seeing an actor get embarrassed realizing that he was in the wrong.... I really can't think of one negative.
Oh, and Victor Garber and Craig Bierko were in the audience. That was cool, too.
#1re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:38pmWhy would they take someone taping a show to see the actors BACKSTAGE? Strange...I guess I'll have to put my cell phone on my lap more often so I can meet David...
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SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#3re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:41pm
"I guess I'll have to put my cell phone on my lap more often so I can meet David..."
Haha!
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"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#4re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:41pmThats amazing! If only you had a laptop with you, you might have gotten a photo-op with the cast.
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Luckydave14
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#5re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:41pmMaybe Zeljko wanted a copy LOL.
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#6re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 7:43pmNow, I feel it necessary to say that I twirled my cell phone, every now and then during the show, and did check the time once, during the last scene, which Mr. Ivanek isn't a part of. Even so, there was no way he could have seen it.
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#7re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:21pm
Wow, I didn't even review the show.
Here it is in a nutshell:
It was a decent show, very dated, and a very unnecessary revival. David Schwimmer played David Schwimmer. The only person who really stood out was Zeljko Ivanek, who, if the season weren't so tough, could have won the Tony. I've never seen a more useless set. It looked like a high school threw it together with whatever they had around the school.
But my stage door excitement really made up for it.
#8re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:25pm
Well, it's nice to hear that David Schwimmer sounds like such a sweet guy.
I don't know where you get the assessment that actors aren't "supposed" to look at the audience, though, especially as some kind of general rule. It depends on the actor and on the performance.
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#9re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:28pmJust from everything I've read, Emcee. I've seen interviews with actors, and spoken to friends who've been on stage, and they're more or less told not to look at the audience, as it destracts you.
#10re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:29pmWhat about performances that require, or are enhanced by breaking the fourth wall? And, for all the stories you hear about actors consciously making eye contact with the audience, at least as far back as they can see, I don't know how much I believe that.
gumbo2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/21/05
#11re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:31pmSometimes it's necessary to cheat out and play to the audience, but that's quite the experience. Odd how even if he DID see you with your cell phone, that he would immediately jump to the conclusion that you taped the entire show.
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#12re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:33pm
The 4th wall breaking shows are a different story. This one is not a 4th wall breaking show. I can understand them looking out into the audience, but the fact was that I wasn't even close to Ivanek on stage. I was on the totally opposite side. He never came near me. If anything it was Schwimmer who SHOULD have been distracted by a cell phone on my lap. Something so miniscule couldn't possibly have affected someone on the other side of the room.
That's just my logic, anyway.
#13re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 8:33pmWow, you now have a great story you can tell for the rest of your life. hahaha That seems really bizarre.
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#14re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 10:49pmETA: That's a bizarre experience but quite justified. Updated On: 5/21/06 at 10:49 PM
#15re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 10:55pmhere's a thought....the whole thing would not have happened had it been in your pocket.......is this like a jumbo phone that would fall out?
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#16re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 10:57pm
That's really strange. Doubly strange that it seems like they thought they could SHAME a supposed bootlegger into staging a confrontation between them and the stars.
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Updated On: 5/20/06 at 10:57 PM
#17re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 10:58pm
Actors may be trained not to look at the audience.
But it's very obvious when you're in the front row, and you make eye contact with an actor.
When I saw DRS, Greg Jbara told us at the stage door, he saw us while he was performing. So actors do look at the audience, and make eye contact with audience members.. (which i'm sure most of us have experienced.)
#18re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 10:59pmWow. I have like minor OCD and sometimes I HAVE to keep stuff like that out. I'd probably cry in your situation though lol. But great meeting Schwimmer!
And the other thing about the Phantom Lady was, Bert, she realized, in the city that never sleeps...
What did she realize, Kitten?
That all the songs she'd listened to, all the love songs, that they were only songs.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing, if you don't believe in them. But she did, you see. She believed in enchanted evenings, and she believed that a small cloud passed overhead and cried down on a flower bed, and she even believed there was breakfast to be had...
Where?
On Pluto. The mysterious, icy wastes of Pluto.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#19re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 11:01pm
I agree.
When I won the RENT lotto- many of those actors winking at me. To say they winked at ME specifically, I can't be sure, but it seemed like it.
However, when I went to Q- 2nd row...they new it was me. I mean, I have seen the show before those times but at the stage door, they new me by name and told me they saw me.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
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#20re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/20/06 at 11:01pmI was at the matinee too. What a story! Zeljko Ivanek was astonishing! He might have had a shot at the Tony if it weren't closing tomorrow. Nice to hear David Schwimmer was a mensch. Updated On: 5/21/06 at 11:01 PM
C is for Company
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/16/05
#21re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/21/06 at 2:24am
"a very unnecessary revival"
Very much agreed. I was there today as well, although I was seated in the mezz. I probably saw you, but wow that story is almost frightening. "You were taping the show, now come backstage and get reprimanded by the actors who shouldn't have been looking in your lap in the first place while delivering powerhouse scenes."
If that is your compulsion to have the cellphone out, don't go anywhere near Sweeney or Patti LuPone might have to stop the show and reprimand you, not after the show, but while the show is still going on! What a wonderful thing for an actor to do : !
timote316
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/20/04
#22re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/21/06 at 2:31amI have a friend that claims to have had "a moment" with Raul at Chitty. Actors definately look out into the audience all the time, especially if they are distracted. Maybe the light was hitting the cell phone just right and caused a slight glare? I dunno.
#23re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/21/06 at 2:40amGreat way to defend yourself! Nice responses!
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wickedrentq
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/6/04
#24re: My Security Run-In At Today's Caine Mutiny Matinee
Posted: 5/21/06 at 2:50am
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Updated On: 5/21/06 at 02:50 AM
