Just how far can ALW ramp up the repulsion here (to borrow a line from MST3K)? Every previous mention of this idea has made me want to bang my head against a wall. This article makes me want to throw myself off a ledge.
"The Stage reports that the working title for Lloyd Webber's new musical is Phantom: Once Upon Another Time. . . .
"The Daily Mail previously described the sequel plot this way: 'The Phantom has slipped away to New York and has set up a fairground world on Coney Island, along with Madame Giry and her daughter, Meg. He organizes a concert in Manhattan for Christine, the object of his desire. Christine travels to the U.S. with her husband Raoul and their teenage son, who happens to be a musical genius...just like the Phantom.'"
Hasn't the Coney Island/concert for Christine plot been a part of this show from it's inception, back when its working title was Phantom in Manhattan? I've never read the book, but I assumed that plotline was lifted from the then-associated novel The Phantom of Manhattan.
But now it appears he's keeping the same plot, but dispensing with the aforementioned book: "The show is not based on source material."
I'm so confused. Much like this ill-attempt of a show, I'd imagine.
Does anyone else just want this to go down as the worst show in history?
It's not a very nice thing to wish, money will be lost, reputations stained, etc., but it's like the anticipation of watching someone fall flat on their ass.
The marquee will be put up, tickets will be sold, the house will be packed, the lights will go down, the curtain will go up and it'll just be a giant screen filling the stage, and it will play "never gonna give you up" for two and a half hours.
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott
"With composer Alan Menken, Slater wrote new songs for the Disney Broadway musical, The Little Mermaid, as well as the dawning musicals Leap of Faith and Sister Act."
Well Webber sure knows how to pick a winner, doesn't he!
Yeah, LITTLE MERMAID, LEAP OF FAITH, and SISTER ACT! The guy just reeks innovation, inspiration, and originality!!
Once upon another time...like the eighties when Lloyd Webber was still significant.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES---
"THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS
As long as this new show does not affect the original Phantom in New York or London then it'll be ok.......but I don't trust ALW enough....I think this new show will damage the original in some way, either by people connecting Phantom with its terrible sequel, or with him (heaven forbid) close Phantom to make room for this show.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
One thing that confused me was the mention of Webber's "new" reality casting show "Any Dream Will Do?" Sounds like the writer of the article got a little confused and used some old info.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
This is one time when I plan to keep my mind very firmly closed. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, and you can't make anything remotely good out of that absolutely horrific synopsis and title.
Why doesn't he just have the Phantom and Christine go find a barn and put on a show? Even that would make more sense than this tripe!
See, I'm usually the first person to insist people keep an open mind. I try so hard to live by the life motto "don't knock it until you've tried it". And not even *I* have any hope for this project. Ultimate trainwreck. XP