THE RETURN OF THE GRUMPY OLD WOMEN Kicks Off Spring Tour
Back to knock some sense back into the nation, The Grumpy Old Women return with their brand spanking new show FIFTY Shades of Biege!
These outrageous women will be entertaining audiences in Bendigo, Albury, Canberra, Griffith, Wollogong and Dubbo from today, May 8 to May 14.
This jam-packed show comes from the original authors, Jenny Éclair and Judith Holder. It includes all the most Grumpy topics... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you?
Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!
Inspired by the ratings-busting BBC Two series and best selling Grumpy old Women handbook, Grumpy Old Women Live, is a celebration of the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal female condition. Three live and rather furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, with not a thong in sight. Don't forget your bifocals.Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.
TOUR DATES
Bendigo
When: Thursday 8 May 7:30pm
Where: The Capital
Booking Details: 5434 6100 or www.thecapital.com.au
Albury
When: Friday 9 May 7:30pm
Where: Entertainment Centre Theatrette
Booking Details: (02) 6023 8111 or www.alburycity.nsw.gov.au
Canberra
When: Saturday 10 May 7:30pm
Where: Canberra Theatre Centre
Booking Details: (02) 6275 2700 or www.canberratheatrecentre.com.au
Griffith
When: Sunday 11 May 7:30pm
Where: Griffth Regional Theatre
Booking Details: (02) 6962 8452 or www.griffithregionaltheatre.com.au
Wollongong
When: Tuesday 13 May 7:30pm
Where: Illawarra Performing Arts Centre
Booking Details: (02) 4224 5999 or www.ipac.org.au
Dubbo
When: Wednesday 14 May 7:30pm
Where: Dubbo Regional Theatre
Booking Details: (02) 6801 4378 or www.drtcc.com.au
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