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On this week's all new episode of HAPPY ENDINGS, titled 'The Incident,' when Max tries out Jane and Alex's long-time hairdresser, Krisjahn (guest star RuPaul), he gets some good salon gossip on the girls, but his loose lips may cause World War III between the Kerkovitch sisters. Meanwhile, the Steak Me Home truck is stolen and Dave and Penny try to figure out whodunit -- but are perplexed by what they find when they finally locate the thief -- on FRIDAY, APRIL 5 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on ABC.

ABC may no longer be interested in HAPPY ENDINGS. Following dismal ratings and an inability to find an audience in its ever-changing timeslot, reporst have run rampant that ABC is seriously considering cancelling its ensemble comedy HAPPY ENDINGS.

On HAPPY ENDINGS' upcoming episode, titled 'The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky,' the gang is shocked when Penny rebounds from her breakup with Pete by having a torrid affair with the last man on earth they'd pick for her -- the Car Czar (Rob Corddry). To make matters worse, she's temporarily living with Brad and Jane, who end up acting like disapproving parents. Meanwhile the friends pressure Max to get a job so he'll stop sponging off them. He decides to enter the 'Mr. Gay Gay Chicago' pageant, with Alex and Dave as his coaches, on FRIDAY, APRIL 19 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on ABC.

On the next episode of ABC's HAPPY ENDINGS titled "The Straight Dope", Max meets a cute girl who is a season tickets holder for the Bulls, leaving him no choice but to pretend to be straight, of course! Get a sneak peek below!

On the next episode of ABC's HAPPY ENDINGS titled "In the Heat of the Noche", Brad uses his skills, plus help from the gang, to prop up Chuckles and Huggs after the gym's loopy owner, Terry (guest star David Alan Grier), tells him it may be closing. Get a sneak peek below!

On HAPPY ENDINGS' upcoming episode, titled 'The Straight Dope,' Max meets a cute girl who is a season tickets holder for the Bulls, leaving him no choice but to pretend to be straight, of course! Meanwhile, Alex is tired of everyone dismissing her as the dimwitted blonde, so she becomes well read to prove them wrong. However her newfound knowledge completely throws the whole group dynamic off and no one likes it, on FRIDAY, MARCH 29 (8:30-9:01 p.m., ET) on ABC.

On tonight's episode of the ABC comedy HAPPY ENDINGS entitled "The Marry Prankster", Max's plotting gets in the way of the big event Penny's been waiting for, a proposal from Pete. Get a sneak peek below!

On the next episode of the ABC comedy HAPPY ENDINGS entitled "The Marry Prankster", when the gang pranks Max into thinking he won a big lotto jackpot, he vows revenge when they least suspect it. Get a sneak peek below!

ABC has booked a double dose of its hit series HAPPY ENDINGS for Jan. 29

On the next episode of the ABC comedy HAPPY ENDINGS entitled "Kickball 2: The Kickening" - Alex convinces everyone to play on the kickball team that her store is sponsoring for the city-wide tournament... Everyone except for Jane, who has defected to another, more winning team. Get a sneak peek below!

On tonight's episode of ABC's HAPPY ENDINGS entitled 'Ordinary Extraordinary Love', when a hot young pop star stops in and buys a dress at Alex's store, Penny helps Alex turns it into a press opportunity... but not all publicity is necessarily good publicity. Get a sneak peek below!

On HAPPY ENDINGS' upcoming episode, 'Kickball 2: The Kickening,' Alex convinces everyone to play on the kickball team that her store is sponsoring for the city-wide tournament... Everyone except for Jane, who has defected to another, more winning team. It looks like Alex's team might have a chance, until Dave keeps freezing up every time it's his turn, on 'Happy Endings,' SUNDAY, JANUARY 13 (10:01-10:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Chicago Bear Lance Briggs appears as himself. ELISHA CUTHBERT

On HAPPY ENDINGS' winter return, an episode entitled, 'Fowl Play/Date,'Brad and Penny accidentally break Alex's beloved childhood memento, they try to glue it back together. But they go from just being clumsy to 'birderers' after Tyler, Alex's racist parrot, keels over and dies from the glue fumes. Can they cover up the crime before Alex returns from her Rom-Com Com? Meanwhile, Jane and Dave try a little too hard to find a match for Max, on 'Happy Endings,' SUNDAY, JANUARY 6 (10:01-10:31 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. Check out a first look at the episode below!

On tomorrow night's episode of the ABC comedy series HAPPY ENDINGS, titled, 'No-Ho-Ho,' nothing says the holidays like exposing a big lie! The gang is shocked to discover that Jane is really a Christmas baby and has been lying about her birthday this whole time because she hated being overshadowed by the holiday. So the group makes an extra special effort to throw her a Christmas-free birthday celebration -- but will the holiday spirit prove to be too strong to fight? -- on 'Happy Endings,' TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18 (9:00-9:30 p.m., ET) on ABC. Check out a sneak peek below!

Talk Show Listings For Today, December 13

TVLine reports that RuPaul will be making a guest starring appearance on the ABC comedy HAPPY ENDINGS in an episode to air in early 2013. According to the report, the host of RuPaul's Drag Race will portray 'Alex and Jane's regular hairdresser who agrees to take on a new client, Max.'

Talk Show Listings For Thursday, December 13

On tonight's episode of the ABC comedy HAPPY ENDINGS titled 'P & P Romance Factory' - Penny meets a terrific new guy, Pete (guest star Nick Zano, but her frantic attempt to hide the fact that she's wearing a prescription helmet because of her concussion really limits their potential romance. Get a sneak peek below!