Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 10/13

Below, check out Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

CNN kept an extra podium set aside at tonight's Democratic debate in case Vice President Joe Biden had decided to announce his candidacy. And now the empty podium is polling ahead of Martin O'Malley.

At an event yesterday, Donald Trump asked a young man who appeared to be Asian American if he was from South Korea, to which the man replied, "I was born in Texas." Trump was so embarrassed that his face turned red 20 years ago.

Trump also said yesterday that as a politician, you have to "get along with everybody." And then, he retired from politics.

NBC announced today that Donald Trump will be hosting SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE next month. Though I suspect Trump will lose interest after he finds out that SNL is 40 years old.

A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS: Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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