Good lord. I am sure the magazine asked her for this dull write up, complete with brand name dropping (and exciting tidbits like that she often goes to therapy because "it's important!" God her therapist must be so bored in sessions,) but this really reads like humour.
All that did was made me crave Cafeteria and google kitchensurfing. Are we supposwd to believe she orders Domino's all the time? Also, what work "stuff" do we think she does on her laptop?
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"