The Whodunnit of BWW- Page 4

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 7:47am

I think Stockard did it.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 7:53am

She'll claim she fell asleep.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 8:02am

While watching one of her zillion reality tv shows.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:26am

These nostalgia threads make me giggle!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:40am

Sleeping is Stockard's cover, people! Shedunnit!

Stockard...Sockard...
Sock Tard!

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:44am

^ Coincidence? I don't think so.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:44am

Stockard in the media room with a box of Fransia!

[IAMWHATIAM]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:47am

This is a true work of art! Just wonderful!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 9:56am

Henry was an accomplice. It was his karate chop that stunned Brendan in the first place.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:02am

I'm suddenly envisioning us all like this.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:48am

Somewhere a deer, a baby and troll all decided to go to summer camp together.

Wonderful thread!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:51am

Holy crap!

Can you imagine if Angry Deer and Izzy's Baby were the culprits?

That would be classic.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:52am

Namo and Reg descend the dark, spiral stone staircase behind the kitchen that ends at a large wooden door. The door has two large iron rings and above each ring are the initials “CJR”. “Nice knockers,” quips Reg. At that, the doors open automatically and they enter the chamber, lit only by the light of a few burning torches. The dungeon is littered with many curious devices of torture including a rack with leather straps, a St. Andrew’s Cross, various paddles and whips hanging on the wall, and an iron maiden. Reg glances around the room as Namo takes on a more enthusiastic interest inspecting the various objects in the room. As he lifts a paddle from the wall, the iron maiden slowly opens on its own. WindyCityActor steps out of the metal sarcophagus decked out in leather boots and pants brandishing a cat-o-nine-tails. From beneath his mustache, he sneers at Namo, “Looks like we have a hostage situation on our hands.” Reg gasps with surprise and turns to Namo with a questioning look. “Uh...save yourself, Reg. I’ll take care of this,” Namo says as he holds up his hands in defeat. Reg chuckles, “If I don’t hear from you in an hour...carry on.” A strange electric hum can be heard as Reg ascends the spiral staircase followed by what could only be described as giggling.

As Reg reenters the kitchen, Jordan and PalJoey are heading towards him glancing curiously at the stairs. “Ooohhhh...what’s down there?” PalJoey asks. “Sports memorabilia,” Reg responds. Dejected, Jordan and PalJoey retreat from the offensive staircase. “Why don’t you tell me what you found in the autopsy?” Reg asks as he leads the pair towards the parlour.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:54am

I'm dying over here.

Sports memorabilia! LOVE IT!

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:55am

This is amazing

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:00am

I do believe the iguana shaped topiary is a MAJOR clue! Brendan's body being draped over it could not have happened by accident!

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:57am

Oh I don't know. Brendan could have been mounting the lizard when he reached his untimely end.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 12:03pm

How mussed or roughed up was the topiary?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 12:49pm

Color this thread:

CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 12:56pm

I hope it never ends.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 1:40pm

Pink Champagne!

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 1:51pm

'Nice knockers.'

Again...the detail. Just...this is F*CKing heaven.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 1:53pm

Seriously! Who here thinks that isn't EXACTLY what I would have said?

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 1:59pm

Not only that...I could HEAR it. Which is why I started laughing so hard and my co-workers looked at me like I might need to go to the home.

God, I hope I'm still having gin ricky's with Dana.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/14/13 at 2:05pm

That chapter is a dream come true.