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Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?

Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?

luponefanatic
#1Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 10:58pm

After the disaster that was The Anarchist and Women on the Verge, can we put this argument to rest? Patti LuPone has immense talent but her name above-the-title means nothing in terms of ticket sales. She's not a "star", but rather a very well known, talented Broadway actress. Stars sell tickets. Patti doesn't.

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#2Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:00pm

So is your username ironic?


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ljay889
#2Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:08pm

Didn't this asswipe do this a couple months ago?

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#3Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:09pm

No. But if not overexposed, she's now a New York theater perennial, along with Peters, and their mere presence in any material isn't reason alone to buy a ticket. Theatrical consumers likely sense that Lupone will return at the very least every other season. She's decidedly a welcome contribution to an attractive package of collaborators, but by now her name alone doesn't spell "event." I believe she was a big factor in the SWEENEY revival's success, and obviously GYPSY's (relative success), but in both cases her role, the material, and the chance to see her in something iconic made the combination unmissable. Must she sing? It helps. I doubt she made a big impact on NOISE'S OFF sales, after the first few months anyway (I preferred Jane Curtin).

Curiously, I think she would've been (even more)effective in Chita's role in EDWIN DROOD, and proved a big draw there. She's a star of musical theater.




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Updated On: 12/9/12 at 11:09 PM

luponefanatic
#4Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:13pm

No, I love Patti LuPone. I'm just talking about reality. Just because Patti doesn't sell tickets doesn't take away from how amazing she is.

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#5Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:14pm

I don't know how fair that is. I mean, Jane Fonda and Susan Sarandon both had shows that didn't do too well recently (both in FAAAAAAAR better shows) but in other roles/shows that appealed to a broader base, I'm sure they would have been sell outs. A name alone doesn't ensure a sold out run (with very few exceptions like Hugh Jackman).

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#6Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:16pm

Curiously, I think she would've been (even more)effective in Chita's role in EDWIN DROOD, and proved a big draw there. She's a star of musical theater.

I've been wanting to see Patti as Princess Puffer ever since I first saw Drood five years ago.


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#7Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:22pm

Patti needs a role that she can sink her Patti teeth into and make it a Patti role. There's nothing wrong with that but when you try to restrain her and put her in a role where she doesn't get to "do anything", it's like going to see Gallagher without watermelons.

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#8Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:24pm

I agree. Lupone is known for Musical Theatre. No big surprize that the Anarchist didn't do well. Not the best play and why wasn't Lupone singing?


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little_sally
#9Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:27pm

Well, now I want to see her as Puffer.


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#11Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:36pm

This is a troll thread. Carry on.

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#12Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:41pm

This is a troll thread. Carry on.

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#13Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone has no selling power?
Posted: 12/9/12 at 11:46pm

I contemplated adding a detailed, semi-ranty rant on Lupone, then sneakily shoe-horning Les Mis somewhere within the body of that dissertation. And then, briefly considered how I'd tell anyone who claims my rant was "in response to a troll" to lick donkey balls, or something vulgar like that. But then I decided that would be soooo last week, and so I didn't.

And decided it would be funner to post this instead!


Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.

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#14Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 8:00am

What the hell is that? A scene from the Totie Fields Story?


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#15Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 8:03am

Can we now all agree that broadwayworld.com has become a cesspool of troll-ridden, useless threads filled with ugly gifs of Patti LuPone?

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#16Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 8:08am

No, the play just sucked. Really sucked.

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rhdery
#17Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 8:11am

It was a miss for Mamet. Even the best sometimes miss the ball.

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#18Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 8:15am

Sad thing is, he's missed for a while now. But I'm hoping for a comeback!

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#19Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 9:19am

With a "fanatic" like this, who needs critics?

#20Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 10:02am

Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?


This is a troll, thread. carry on.

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#22Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 10:15am

Can we all now agree that this is the same troll who tried to make this same idiotic point a few months ago?

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newintown
#23Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 10:24am

I thought that only Daniel Radcliffe and Darren Criss had selling power?

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darquegk
#24Can we now all agree that Patti LuPone should play Princess Puffer?
Posted: 12/10/12 at 10:30am

You're thinking of wizard powers. Only Hugh Jackman and Mormons have selling power.