Milk Bottle Productions presents UNDEAD BARD, running October 2nd - October 13th 2016 at Theatre N16. Press Night: October 4th 2016, 7.30pm.
Dear the World, Thank you so much for all the Deathday gifts, it's been really lovely. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you. So much. Just one little thing. Could you let me die, please? It's been four hundred years, could you just let me rest in piece? Look, everyone's sort of done the plays now, and they're great and all, but it's starting to get a bit tiresome. No one really, ever, needs another production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Ever. So, I've been speaking through my spirit guide/literary agent Robert Crighton, who's going to present my problem on my behalf. Just to be clear: Undead Bard is not, it really isn't, another of my plays. It really isn't. It's about the problem you have with me. And it really is your problem. You need to stop using me to enable your culture.
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