MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE... To Give Away A Diamond Ring

Miss Abigail knows that all mates are not created equal. For every chiseled, mild-tempered, intellectually stimulating McDreamy, there are ten hairy, beer-guzzling waste piles with Mel Gibson's people skills. But some of us are lucky enough to know that perfect guy -- whether they be your boyfriend, your husband, or even your son-in-law.

Miss Abigail wants to celebrate the mates that make our lives better, and that's why she's introducing the "World's Greatest Mate" Competition.

If you think you know the World's Greatest Mate, visit www.missabigailsguide.com for complete details and the official entry form.

Miss Abigail and her trusted team of handsome Mexican advisors will choose the best submissions who will compete live onstage after the August 26 performance of MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE!??

One grand prize winner will receive a 1.4 ct diamond ring worth $4,000 courtesy of Salvatore and Co.

Joyce Dewitt, star of the hit television series "Three's Company," is now making her New York stage debut in the new Off-Broadway comedy MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE! at Sofia's Downstairs Theater (221 West 46th Street, in the heart of the Broadway theatre district).

Written by Ken Davenport (Altar Boyz, My First Time) and Sarah Saltzberg (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee), MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE! is based on Abigail Grotke's popular book -- the comedy's namesake -- that promises "classic advice for contemporary dilemmas."

Miss Abigail is the most sought-after relationship expert to the stars -- think Dr. Ruth meets Emily Post -- and in MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE!, she and her sexy sidekick Paco (played by Mauricio Perez) travel the globe teaching her outrageously funny "how-tos" on dating, mating and marriage.

Davenport directs as Miss Abigail takes audiences back to a simpler time, before booty calls and speed-dating, back when the divorce rate wasn't 50 percent and Fidelity was more than an investment firm.

During this 90-minute comedy, audiences are guaranteed to laugh-out-loud and learn a thing or two . . . like how to have a perfect kiss (it's all about lip position) . . . what you should and should not talk about on a date (don't mention your troll doll collection) . . . and how to let a man think he wears the pants.

MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE! features scenic design by Hilary Noxon, costume design by Abbi Stern and lighting design by Graham Kindred.

TICKETING AND PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE

The regular weekly performance schedule for MISS ABIGAIL'S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, AND MARRIAGE! is as follows:

Wednesday matinees at 2 p.m.
Thursday and Friday evenings at 8 p.m.
Saturdays at 2 p.m., 5 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Sundays at 3 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

Three types of ticket packages will be available for the performance. Lover's Lane is the VIP package that includes table seating, champagne and a rose from Miss Abigail for $125. The Drive-In premium package includes table seating for $99.99. Regular Tickets are $69.50.

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