Feminazi B*tches: New Zealand Comedy Duo Smug Enough To Ban Australian And Global Celebrities From Their Show

"Even if you beg, the answer is no, Russell Crowe."

The Fan Brigade are either fat ugly unfunny b*tches, or talented comedians, depending who you ask, and they don't want these jerks enjoying their comedy show.

The named celebs are on the ban list "because they don't deserve laughter or happiness" according to the kiwi duo, so obviously Pauline Hanson is top of the list.

The musical comedy duo from New Zealand won Director's Choice at the NZ International Comedy Festival in 2018 with their sold out show Feminazi B*tches, and are bringing it to Melbourne for the first time.

Audiences can expect a lineup of their hilarious songs and commentary, ranging from observational to confrontational comedy. However, to ensure they and everybody else at the show can enjoy their evening, the following people are banned:

• Pauline Hanson

• Kyle Sandilands

• Tony Abbott

• Kevin Spacey

• Russell Crowe

• Kerri-Anne Kennerley

• Mike Pence

• Piers Morgan

• R Kelly

• Eden from Love Island

• Anyone who thinks they shouldn't change the date.

Are any of these negotiable? "Not even if they beg."

The Fan Brigade have won a slew of other awards in New Zealand, including NZICF Best Newcomer 2016 and Best Gag in the 2017 NZ Comedy Guild Awards. Their festival shows are wildly popular and sell out every year, which is why they're not fussed that a whole list of losers can't come.

Feminazi B*tches opens on March 26th and runs for two weeks. Bookings highly recommended. Unless your name rhymes with Schkyle Schsandilands.

Dates: Tues March 26 - Sun April 7

Time: 6.00pm

Cost: $22 - 25

Venue: Campari House

Tickets: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/feminazi-bitches

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