STAGE TUBE: Lucy The Slut Arrives in Swindon

The girl you've all been warned about arrives in Swindon, along with London's funniest show, from Monday 26 to Saturday 31 March.

Avenue Q is a laugh-out-loud musical, performed by an unholy comedic alliance of humans and puppets. This mischievous and politically incorrect show deals with all the important issues, like sex, drinking and surfing the web for porn. It's just like your life - only funnier!

The show features Lucy The Slut, star of Girls Gone Wild Parts 2, 5 and 7. The busty blonde, whose hobbies include avoiding angry wives and girlfriends, joined us in Swindon recently and was alarmed to learn she would be performing at the Wyvern Theatre.

Avenue Q runs at the Wyvern Theatre, Swindon, from Monday 26 to Saturday 31 March. If it sucks to be you, let Lucy make you feel special - book tickets today at wyverntheatre.org.uk or by calling the Ticket Office on 01793 524 481.