LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 8/3

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast!

Donald Trump is still leading the Republican polls, with support from 19 percent of voters. Of course, it's only a matter of time before Trump slips up and says something completely sane.

Dr. Dre has announced that he will release his first album in 15 years. Wow, we've waited 15 years for a follow-up? I guess he really is a doctor.

Oreo has come out with a new lower calorie cookie called Oreo Thins. Which is also a good way to describe people who eat them. "I wouldn't say you're fat, I'd say you're...Oreo Thin."

The hitchhiking robot HitchBot (KEY: HitchBot) had to end its journey across America early this weekend after it was vandalized and damaged trying to go through Philadelphia. It's now being sent to live with its auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Chinese liquor suppliers are being accused of putting Viagra in alcohol. Though it made sobriety tests easier. "Sir, have you been drinking this evening or are you just happy to see me?"

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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