Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 3/1

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

Below, check out highlights from last night's opening monologue highlights:

President Trump gave his first speech to a joint session of congress last night and good news, everybody, he's normal now! So our work here is done. When you tune in tomorrow night, this will be a cooking show.

President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called "VOICE" which will deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with The Voice, which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers.

Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15 percent. That's right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for Lent.

Today was World Math Day. "YAY!" Said a muffled voice from inside a locker.

A man in Austria yesterday tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches. "Get those horrible creatures out of here!" said the cockroaches about the lawyers"

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