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Daniel Franzese's I'VE NEVER REALLY MADE THE KINDA MONEY TO BECOME A MESS to Begin 12/19 Off-Broadway

The Theatre Project presents the world premiere of I've Never Really Made The Kinda Money To Become A Mess. The new one-man show developed by Daniel Franzese and The Theatre Project comes just in time for the holiday season! I've Never Really Made The Kinda Money To Become A Mess runs Off-Broadway for a strictly limited-engagement December 19 through 21 at the historic Players Theatre.

Best known for his work in breakthrough films (Larry Clark's Bully & Tina Fey's Mean Girls and Shit Italian Moms Say) Daniel Franzese presents his unique take on celebrity, the industry and vulnerability in this unique solo performance that will leave you wanting more!

Coming up on the 10th year anniversary of Mean Girls, Danny Franzese fuses his own brand of story telling, sketch comedy and hilarious insider info to offer up a surprising look at life in the entertainment industry. If you've ever envied the lives of the rich and famous, you'll love this quirky take on everything from Franzese's love for street art, parties at Val Kilmer's house, and getting dirty looks from Tom Cruise. In between gasps of laughter, you might just realize, "It's not all sunglasses and autographs, kid!"

I've Never Really Made The Kinda Money To Become A Mess has performances on December 19 and 20 at 10PM and on December 21 at 11PM. Tickets range from $45 to $25 with some Premium Seats ($55) available. Performances take place at The Players Theatre, located at 115 MacDougal Street. Tickets are available by calling The Players Theatre box office toll-free at 866-811-4111 or go to

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