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DON'T TOUCH YOUR EYES AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS Returns to the Duplex

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Don't Touch Your Eyes After Chopping Jalapeños is back again at The Duplex for its final performance! The previously-sold out show is a hilarious mix of stand up, storytelling, and singing.

The theme-less evening of song stars Michael Cummings, a former-opera singer, who decided singing whatever you want is way more fun than the same aria for 20 years; as he walks you through his thoughts on a variety of subjects in a "uproarious comedic romp." The show's songs are an eclectic mix of genres and Cabaret Scenes Magazine added, "Just about everything Cummings sang would be worth highlighting..."

From Disney to 90's pop, and a brief stop in hiphop, the show has everything you need for a fun night out!

The last show is Friday, June 15th at The Duplex (7th Ave S & Christopher) at 9:30 PM.
Tickets are available: http://purplepass.com/cummings0615 - $15 at the door & a 2 drink min.

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2. Jim Barne, Kit Buchan - Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York)
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