CONFESSIONS OF AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR Barges into Speakeasy HQ
By: BWW News Desk
Just as your New Years resolutions are slipping away, your activewear is tucked in the back cupboard and your Crossfit colt doesn't recognise you anymore, Instagram fitness celebrities have cult followings. And as we follow the glamour and #blessed lives of these role models, we continue to fight off the fads and phenomena about everything from caffeine to cartwheels. We don't need thigh gaps. We don't need to tone up. We need the truth.
Following a sold out debut season, Joana Simmons (aka Joy) is taking the lies out of Lycra: Airing her workout and work stories as an aerobics instructor and exercising all sorts of demons from body image to active wear; gym, Jim and GIN.
Featuring a high-powered soundtrack of pop and rock staples, original songs and honest anecdotes, Confessions of an Aerobics Instructor is pure endorphin-inducing entertainment. Joana's background in comedy makes her a non-conventional and at times nonsensical instructor and this combined with her tales of what REALLY happens in the fitness industry will not only get your heart pumping, it will touch it too.
Barging into Melbourne's only Vaudeville Venue, Speakeasy HQ, for the first three Friday's in March, this is one season not to miss.
Tickets are available at https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=251940.
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