Signature Theatre | Arlington, VA
Equity actors for roles in SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (see breakdown).
The following roles require intimacy. LGBTQ actors are encouraged to submit.
Please submit your headshot and resume for consideration. Please include name of project, role and union status in subject line.
Deadline: 12/08/2025
AlaineAndLisaCasting@gmail.com
Based on the film by Derek Connolly
Book by Nick Blaemire
Music & Lyrics by Ryan Miller
Director: Oliver Butler
Associate Director: Kelly d’Amboise
Music Director: Jeff Tanski
Music Supervisor: Bill Sherman
Choreographer: Lisa Fagan
Producers: Paige Price and Peter Seraf
1st Rehearsal: February 3, 2026
1st Preview Performance: March 3, 2026
Opening Nights: Tuesday, March 10 & Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Closing: April 12, 2026
Location: Arlington, VA
Equity’s contracts prohibit discrimination.
Equity is committed to diversity and encourages all its employers to engage in a policy of equal employment opportunity designed to promote a positive model of inclusion. As such, Equity encourages performers of all ethnicities, gender identities, and ages, as well as performers with disabilities, to submit.
KENNETH: (he/him, late 20s/30s) Mysterious. A lonely small-town outcast who believes time travel is impossible and is looking for a partner to join him. His outward oddness makes him seem dangerous at first, but it belies a bumbling warmth, a wounded romanticism, and years of shame. An authentic indie-pop baritenor to G# with high belt and falsetto a plus.
JEFF: (he/him, 40s) Has a mid-level job at a mid-level office and is entering his mid-life crisis — which he is in denial about, so he doubles down on his masculinity and adolescence to keep the fun going long past closing time. An authentic indie-rock Baritenor to G# with strong falsetto a plus.
TRISTAN/ AS CAST: (male identifying, 20s/30s) Tristan - 30s, low voice, A gay man with masculine energy. A small-town librarian who believes in the power of tactile, holdable history. He connects with Arnau, helps him out of his shell and towards a shot at romance. Doubles as a sketchy FBI agent, an old man and area receptionist. An authentic indie-pop low baritone to E/F with great comedy chops.
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