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Jade The Musical

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Jade The Musical #1
Posted: 4/23/09 at 8:15am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8014126.stm

Good Lord, make it stop
Nothing against Jade but this is just stupid
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
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re: Jade The Musical #2
Posted: 4/23/09 at 8:33am
As the great Johnny Mac would have said - "You can't be serious!"
THEATRE 2019: ASPECTS OF LOVE**** FRANKENSTEIN (Paris)**** AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE**** COMPANY***** [title of show]**** CAN CAN*** THE CEREAL CAFE**** BAD GIRLS**** RAGS***** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** FOLLIES***** ROMANCE ROMANCE**** THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES*** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** QUEEN OF THE MIST**** SIX** THE PRICE***** MAGGIE MAY **** CALENDAR GIRLS** MAN OF LA MANCHA**** WAITRESS***** FANNY AND STELLA***
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re: Jade The Musical #2
Posted: 4/23/09 at 8:57am
Christ. No, just no.
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re: Jade The Musical #3
Posted: 4/23/09 at 9:27am
And the finale of Act one is going to be a huge tapdancing and jazz hand number called "Am I minging???". re: Jade The Musical
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re: Jade The Musical #4
Posted: 4/23/09 at 9:58am
There is a documentary about her about to be on Australian TV - and we don't even know who she is!
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re: Jade The Musical #5
Posted: 4/23/09 at 10:29am
You don't wat to know who she is /was!

I am not sure whether "crass" or "gross" suits the idea better!
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re: Jade The Musical #6
Posted: 4/23/09 at 11:13am
in the immortal words of Grange Hill....just say no...
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re: Jade The Musical #7
Posted: 4/23/09 at 4:58pm
Go for this you can have Jade as an Angel with wings and halo, flying to the theatre roof, with I will survive being played, to good opportunity to turn down.
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re: Jade The Musical #8
Posted: 4/23/09 at 5:35pm
Nothing personal but this is verging ridiculous.
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re: Jade The Musical #9
Posted: 4/23/09 at 6:59pm
Greetings!
I've just gotten back from my holidays and a 12hr flight.

If only i knew i was gonna read this i would have brought with me the only thing I didn't use on the flight.....










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Updated On: 4/23/09 at 06:59 PM
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re: Jade The Musical #10
Posted: 4/23/09 at 7:00pm
Mama, you are priceless. LOL
THEATRE 2019: ASPECTS OF LOVE**** FRANKENSTEIN (Paris)**** AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE**** COMPANY***** [title of show]**** CAN CAN*** THE CEREAL CAFE**** BAD GIRLS**** RAGS***** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** FOLLIES***** ROMANCE ROMANCE**** THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES*** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** QUEEN OF THE MIST**** SIX** THE PRICE***** MAGGIE MAY **** CALENDAR GIRLS** MAN OF LA MANCHA**** WAITRESS***** FANNY AND STELLA***
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re: Jade The Musical #11
Posted: 4/23/09 at 7:05pm
Well I lie , i almost used it once when i saw the BA hot breakfast BUT still it wasnt as barf inducing as this news!

I'm confused as I thought Biggins was in panto this year!

Or if this Justin Lee guy ain't busy he could do it....!
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re: Jade The Musical #12
Posted: 4/23/09 at 7:09pm
If they get Colleen McCullough to write the book and lyrics, that would be awfully perfect! (or perfectly awful)
THEATRE 2019: ASPECTS OF LOVE**** FRANKENSTEIN (Paris)**** AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE**** COMPANY***** [title of show]**** CAN CAN*** THE CEREAL CAFE**** BAD GIRLS**** RAGS***** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** FOLLIES***** ROMANCE ROMANCE**** THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES*** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** QUEEN OF THE MIST**** SIX** THE PRICE***** MAGGIE MAY **** CALENDAR GIRLS** MAN OF LA MANCHA**** WAITRESS***** FANNY AND STELLA***
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re: Jade The Musical #13
Posted: 4/23/09 at 7:14pm
I hear its Michael Ball's next project!
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re: Jade The Musical #14
Posted: 4/23/09 at 7:17pm
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This slapper from Cardiff could do it.
She wants to do a musical.
Not much prosthetics needed!
Updated On: 4/23/09 at 07:17 PM
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re: Jade The Musical #15
Posted: 4/24/09 at 5:51am
just announced, they intend to do a tv show to find a star worthy of jade.
must say, im rather looking forward to this!
we havent had a **** hot mess in the west end in weeks!
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re: Jade The Musical #16
Posted: 4/24/09 at 6:54am
"just announced, they intend to do a tv show to find a star worthy of jade."

Please shoot me now.
THEATRE 2019: ASPECTS OF LOVE**** FRANKENSTEIN (Paris)**** AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE**** COMPANY***** [title of show]**** CAN CAN*** THE CEREAL CAFE**** BAD GIRLS**** RAGS***** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** FOLLIES***** ROMANCE ROMANCE**** THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES*** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** QUEEN OF THE MIST**** SIX** THE PRICE***** MAGGIE MAY **** CALENDAR GIRLS** MAN OF LA MANCHA**** WAITRESS***** FANNY AND STELLA***
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re: Jade The Musical #17
Posted: 4/24/09 at 7:22am
1. People *kind* of liked her in Big Brother as lovable thick as s**t housemate.

2. She didn't give up her 15 minutes of fame, that annoyed people.

3. She STILL didn't bugger off, and went back into the Big Brother house, that annoyed people.

4. Got involved in racial bullying scandal, that really annoyed people - people hated her in fact. She continued to not GO AWAY.

5. Her boyfriend turns out to be a vicious, angry person who beats up teenagers and taxi drivers. We continue to not like her/anything to do with her.

6. She sells out her stories of having cancer and how it affected her sons. Suddenly people feel bad for hating her, warm up slightly out of pity.

7. Her health gets worse, people feel worse and she becomes some sort of patron saint of celebrity culture because dying is a pretty good gimmick it seems.


Now...when will the people in the know realize that people only warmed up to her out of feeling guilty for hating her? Now feeling bad for someone is a pretty shallow emotion that runs out after a while...so when people feel its ok to not give a s**t about her again, none of these ode's to Jade will be acceptable by the public.

A goodbye documentary is fine, it was inevitable and its an appropriate way to go for someone who was a reality tv star...but a MUSICAL?! A FILM?! FFS.

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re: Jade The Musical #18
Posted: 4/24/09 at 7:28am
This now goes in the epic territory of 'Jean Seberg', 'Jeanne' etc.
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re: Jade The Musical #19
Posted: 4/24/09 at 7:45am
I actually enjoyed "Jean Seberg".
THEATRE 2019: ASPECTS OF LOVE**** FRANKENSTEIN (Paris)**** AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE**** COMPANY***** [title of show]**** CAN CAN*** THE CEREAL CAFE**** BAD GIRLS**** RAGS***** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** FOLLIES***** ROMANCE ROMANCE**** THE MARVELOUS WONDERETTES*** LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE***** QUEEN OF THE MIST**** SIX** THE PRICE***** MAGGIE MAY **** CALENDAR GIRLS** MAN OF LA MANCHA**** WAITRESS***** FANNY AND STELLA***
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re: Jade The Musical #20
Posted: 4/24/09 at 7:52am
You do realize this will never happen dont you?
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re: Jade The Musical #21
Posted: 4/24/09 at 9:12am
Yes, I'm sure sanity will prevail in the end.
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re: Jade The Musical #22
Posted: 4/24/09 at 9:29am
They said that about 'Gone With The Wind'!