PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5

broadwayboy1017
#1PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/17/09 at 11:49pm

Saw her leaving the Marquis on Sunday and as she was leaving I asked her if she might be stepping into the show - she said she might be taking over for Kathy Fitzgerald for a few weeks - WHAT DO WE THINK?

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defyingravity07
#2re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/17/09 at 11:50pm

Paula Dean the Deep Fry Queen? No, just no.

heo1128
#2re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/17/09 at 11:58pm

Are you sure it wasn't a joke?? Since when does adding seven sticks of butter to every recipe qualify you to be on Broadway...

broadwayboy1017
#3re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:00am

She said that her and Dolly are close and she would love to bring her fans to Broadway theatres, I think it would be a really cool thing, Did anyone else see her at the show? The crowd went wild for her

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Rudy2
#4re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:01am

If Paula Deen makes it to Broadway it will be the first sign of the Apocalypse.

Did anybody see David Hyde Pierce guesting on her Food Network show? Paula on "Frasier" - "Yes, yes, it's a wonderful show, we can alllll relate to it."

Can you picture her watching "Frasier?" I can't.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)

heo1128
#5re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:02am

Ah, well I guess her heart's in the right place. If it happens, it'll be interesting for sure.

broadwayboy1017
#6re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:06am

I think the show might need a big star to bring in some advance

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Rudy2
#7re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:11am

^ That's true. I am really fond of Alison Janney and she alone has not been enough to entice me to the Marquis Theatre...yet.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)

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defyingravity07
#8re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:11am

Give them some time, the advance will grow.

broadwayboy1017
#9re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:15am

I don't think they have the time, being that they probably won't win any Tonys - It would actual be a major favor if Paula came into the show, she'd bring in tons of people. She could fill houses

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defyingravity07
#10re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:18am

They do fill the house. They brought in 90% this last week w/out the comps.

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Rudy2
#11re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:19am

^ If that house were to go ablaze with no survivors the national IQ average would move a few decimal places.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)

broadwayboy1017
#12re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:20am

They only have about 2 million in advance, that is not very good whatsoever

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defyingravity07
#13re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:20am

And they would too. Their stomaches are full of Fat, butter, cooking oil! They are ticking time bombs!

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adamgreer
#14re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:23am

Why are people even debating this?

outdamnwench
#15re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:26am

They only have about 2 million in advance, that is not very good whatsoever.

First of all, where are you pulling these numbers from, your ass?

Secondly, any advance at all is good news. There are plenty of shows right now that are running week to week without any advance whatsoever.

Also, two million is a fairly substantial number, at least four weeks of running costs.

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Rudy2
#16re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:27am

^ Stranger things have happened, and Paula Deen is doubtless in America's Top 10 Self-Promoters, if indeed such a list was compiled. Any cash grab, she'll beat you there. I'm sorry, I just don't find the woman charming at all. Y'all! It's kind of hard to like someone, at least for me, when they sink their teeth into a $250,000 dessert, to say nothing of the fact that she could easily get to Broadway even though she is royally unqualified.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)

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logan0215
#17re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:28am

Andddddd I'd go back.

In a second.


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defyingravity07
#18re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:30am

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Paula Deen is the first "Paula" to pop up on Google. Is that saying something?

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adamgreer
#19re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:32am

Do you think they'd work in a way for her character to cook onstage?

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WiCkEDrOcKS
#20re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:32am

I love Paula Deen. I'd so go see her play Roz not because I think she'd be good but because I am obsessed with her ... but something tells me this is either a big fat lie or never going to happen.

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Rudy2
#21re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:32am

^ I prefer it to Abdul, but I would prefer Poundstone to either of the aforementioned.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)

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defyingravity07
#22re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:38am

Isn't she lovely?
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adamgreer
#23re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:38am

Isn't she in jail?

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Rudy2
#24re: PAULA DEEN - 9 TO 5
Posted: 5/18/09 at 12:39am

^ Nope.


2010

Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)