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Dollypop
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A musical version of MOOSE MURDERS.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
I've always wanted to see a musical version of 'Citizen Kane,' just so the ad campaign can say 'it's the CITIZEN KANE of musicals.'
OH, GODFATHER! -- the classic gangster saga comes to Broadway. Score by Maury Yeston, directed by Tommy Tune, starring Raul Esparza as Michael Corleone. With the song "Don't Forget The Cannoli!"
HELLO, LULU! -- A new musical based on Wedekind's other play, scored by Jerry Herman. With the songs "Upon This Couch (My Father Bled To Death)", "The Jack The Ripper Polka."
BLUE VELVET -- David Lynch adapts his own classic film for the stage, with score by Angelo Badalamenti, choreography by Bill T. Jones. Christine Ebersole as Dorothy Vallens. Songs: "Joyride" "Daddy's Coming Home (All Over You)" "He Put His Disease In Me!!" and the showstopper "Baby Wants To F**k!!"
HELLO, LULU! -- A new musical based on Wedekind's other play, scored by Jerry Herman. With the songs "Upon This Couch (My Father Bled To Death)", "The Jack The Ripper Polka."
BLUE VELVET -- David Lynch adapts his own classic film for the stage, with score by Angelo Badalamenti, choreography by Bill T. Jones. Christine Ebersole as Dorothy Vallens. Songs: "Joyride" "Daddy's Coming Home (All Over You)" "He Put His Disease In Me!!" and the showstopper "Baby Wants To F**k!!"
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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Updated On: 7/11/08 at 11:31 AMTimmer
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"Armageddon: The Musical Experience"
It will completely change your world!
It will completely change your world!
I still like my idea for My Little Pony goes to Jurassic Park. :) And the dinosaurs have to sing too.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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Borstalboy
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No sh*t: In college, there was a kid who was working on a musical of THE EXORCIST. He even had gotten in touch with William Peter Blatty who was....all for it!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Timmer
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That's pretty funny, Borstalboy.
Any more ideas?
Any more ideas?
A composer friend and I wrote a musical version of 'A Christmas Carol' a few years back that did well locally. When people would ask what we were going to do next, I always said we're working on a musical version of 'The Creature From the Black Lagoon.' I was, of course, kidding.
Imagine my shock when I found out Universal is putting up a musical version of the Creature as we speak!
Imagine my shock when I found out Universal is putting up a musical version of the Creature as we speak!
Gigli The Musical!
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

morosco
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Two girls One cup. The Musical.
Equus, Equus! featuring a score by Jerry Herman, book by Mark Medoff, and direction/choreography by Tommy Tune. Starring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane, of course (of course).
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
I agree, Morsoco! Haha
Good Luck Chuck the Musical
Sicko (Michael Moore) the Musical
The Perks of being a Wallflower the Musical
Good Luck Chuck the Musical
Sicko (Michael Moore) the Musical
The Perks of being a Wallflower the Musical
Jersey Girl: the Musical!
The Miracle Worker: the Musical! - can you imagine the choreography for Helen
Glitter: the Musical - starring a true Mariah Carey impersonator from Las Vegas
Hilton: the Musical - an awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping gaggle of rich people tricks and antics set to the tunes of the late 90s and early aughts; Paris, Nikki, et. all.
Friends: the Musical - including the original theme song from the smash NBC hit of the same name
ESPN: the Musical - come one, come all, come out all ye athletes...
Roseanne: the Musical - Roseanne Barr stars as herself in a show about herself doing a show about herself
The Miracle Worker: the Musical! - can you imagine the choreography for Helen
Glitter: the Musical - starring a true Mariah Carey impersonator from Las Vegas
Hilton: the Musical - an awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping gaggle of rich people tricks and antics set to the tunes of the late 90s and early aughts; Paris, Nikki, et. all.
Friends: the Musical - including the original theme song from the smash NBC hit of the same name
ESPN: the Musical - come one, come all, come out all ye athletes...
Roseanne: the Musical - Roseanne Barr stars as herself in a show about herself doing a show about herself
Anyone see 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'?
Well, that Dracula puppett musical is CRYING OUT to be made.
On another note,
The worst possible idea would be if those Scary Movie/Date Movie/Epic Movie/Disaster Movie/Superhero Movie....ever decide to make "MUSICAL MOVIE".
Ugh.
Well, that Dracula puppett musical is CRYING OUT to be made.
On another note,
The worst possible idea would be if those Scary Movie/Date Movie/Epic Movie/Disaster Movie/Superhero Movie....ever decide to make "MUSICAL MOVIE".
Ugh.
Shaun of the Dead; A Gorey New Musical.
Actually, thats such a bad idea that it has the potential to be awesome!
The scene where they beat the zombies with baseball bats to the music of 'Don't Stop Me Now' would work amazingly on stage.
Actually, thats such a bad idea that it has the potential to be awesome!
The scene where they beat the zombies with baseball bats to the music of 'Don't Stop Me Now' would work amazingly on stage.
Given the topic, I think the addition of "The Musical" in every title is not only redundant, but simply uncreative, don't you think?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Vertically Challanged: The Midget Musical
songs include:
It's a Small World, Little Me, and other great classics about little and small things....
songs include:
It's a Small World, Little Me, and other great classics about little and small things....
"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."
Timmer
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"Mockingbird Lane" (the musical version of The Munsters)








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Posted: 7/11/08 at 11:19am