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Ideas the should never be turned into movies

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LOL!
Too funny.
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....but the world goes 'round
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In response to the subject line I feel compelled to add: Any and all by Cruel Sandwich.
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I wish I could laugh harder at these, but they seem a little too close to reality for comfort.

I found myself having the same reaction I do to most movies that get made these days.

Pretty frightening.
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Some of them I didn't get...like the Wes Craven "Gazebo" one.
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Some of them I don't want to get.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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I think the gazebo one was making fun of one of those DIY books you find at Home Depot and whatnot.
I guess someone thought it sounded like a horror movie.

That was my take at least.

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I happen to think Hungry Hungry Hippos would be a great movie.
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I liked Darren Aronofsky's FINNEGAN'S WAKE and the critic tag line "What in the FVCK?"

But I agree with best--it's not THAT far removed from reality.

I do confess to spending money to see MORTAL COMBAT, but I was watching it for soft-core reasons.
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I would go see the lolcats movie.
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"Myspace Pictures Presents"....seriously, how long til this happens?
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