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It Would Be Ugly

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It Would Be Ugly#1
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:23pm
Clint Eastwood doing Hamlet
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re: It Would Be Ugly#2
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:26pm
Clint Eastwood has never stepped foot onto a Broadway stage.

Why is this irrelevant nonsense on the Broadway board?
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re: It Would Be Ugly#2
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:49pm
To be? Or not to be? What's it gonna be Punk? You feel lucky?
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#3
Posted: 2/25/08 at 8:52pm
That WOULD be ugly. It'd be as hideous as the Phantom's face.
Hunter: Your teeth need whitening./ Heidi: You sound weird./ Jeff: You taste funny.
-Jeff Bowen's worst onstage line flub.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#4
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:04pm
Foster

I would be the last person to talk about irrelevant nonsense.

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re: It Would Be Ugly#5
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:12pm
Mandy Patinkin in Man of La Mancha. Oh wait, he did it already. But this time...as Cervantes.

Oh, and this guy as Sweeney Todd...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgcfbbInNQ

If anyone finds him good or if it's anyone on this board-
Sorry, he's not. And sorry, you're not.

I'll think of more. Mr. Roxy, I love this thread.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#6
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:15pm
Tell Foster to lighten up than.

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re: It Would Be Ugly#7
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:18pm
ROSIE: Emile, does this Bill O'Reilly book belong to...YOU?
EMILE: I stumbled into Borders hammered one night and...
ROSIE: Enough! I've heard ENOUGH! Goodbye Emile! Don't try to get Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary to intervine! It won't work! Goodbye...FOREVER.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#8
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:21pm
Nathan Lane as Superman
Mandy as Jesus Christ in JCSS
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re: It Would Be Ugly#9
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:24pm
In case you all didn't catch it before-
Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary
Antonio Banderas as Henry Higgins (Wonderful actor, just very wrong for that part)
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re: It Would Be Ugly#10
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:27pm
Mandy as Franki Valli in Jersey Boys
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re: It Would Be Ugly#11
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:32pm
I love Mandy, but he'd be terrible in a lot of roles. Imagine him as Edie in Grey Gardens!
And did anyone catch that guy doing Sweeney on YouTube I put up. I know it's mean, but am I alone in thinking he's just god awful? These poor kids butchering Sondheim after this movie. God help us when they try to attempt Losing My Mind or I'm Still Here when that proposed Follies film is made! Imagine a 17 year old singing I'm Stll Here!
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re: It Would Be Ugly#12
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:47pm
Kathleen Turner in the cross-dressing version of Greenwillow.
"Never, never, never will I MAAAAA (groan)RRRY..."

Usher as Coalhouse Walker
"Make them hear (falsetto trill) you (falsetto riff)."

Mandy yet again as Tony in Most Happy Fella

And...

Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan and Adam Brody
in The Barry and Fran Weissler Production of
THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
with Steven Segal as Signor Nacarelli

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re: It Would Be Ugly#13
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:52pm
Raul Esparza as Nathan Detroit

"Omigod, like, Adelaide! We're gonna like, get married. Can I commit? I mean, omigod. Omigod. (throws food at the audience and has a mental breakdown durring "So Sue Me")."
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re: It Would Be Ugly#14
Posted: 2/25/08 at 10:56pm
Nathan Lane as either Superman or Lil Abner
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re: It Would Be Ugly#15
Posted: 2/25/08 at 11:07pm
harvey Fierstein in a straight role.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#16
Posted: 2/26/08 at 1:15am
Harvey Fierstein as Sky Masterson. Wow.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#17
Posted: 2/26/08 at 1:24am
Sean 'Puffy' Combs in A RAISIN IN THE SUN.... Oh, wait.....
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re: It Would Be Ugly#18
Posted: 2/26/08 at 3:59pm
"harvey Fierstein in a straight role."

By straight do you mean not gay because he was a damned good Tevye.
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re: It Would Be Ugly#19
Posted: 2/26/08 at 3:59pm
Madonna in MY FAIR LADY
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re: It Would Be Ugly#20
Posted: 2/26/08 at 7:29pm
Harvey as the Captain in Sound Of Music
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