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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 2/19/08 at 8:38am
Dave found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, and he decided he would need a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. He walked up to her and said, "In just a few months, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million". Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.



Three days later, she became his stepmother.



Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/19/08 at 8:55am
Oh sure, tell everyone how I made my millions, why don'tcha!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/19/08 at 9:06am
*calls page 6*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)