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X-Dressing Federal Judge Arrested for DUI

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X-Dressing Federal Judge Arrested for DUI#1
Posted: 2/19/08 at 7:33am
Bush appointee.

Arrested after his Mercedes-Benz hit a pickup truck. When authorities removed him from the vehicle, they said he wore a black women's cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels.

X-Dressing Federal Judge Arrested for DUI

His wife was out of town for the weekend.

BEST LINE FROM THE ARTICLE: The arresting officer did not mention the judge's unusual attire in the arrest report, but did write that Somma "had a difficult time locating his license in his purse."

Federal Judge Busted For DUI Wearing Women's Clothes
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old news, he already resigned in shame after pleading guilty to dui.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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apparently, this was not the only thing he was in the closet about...
...he was a closet democrat!!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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Old news is good news. Any pictures ever surface of him in drag?
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the officer was apparently not bothered that the purse did not match the heels. And come on, fishnets with a cocktail dress? someone should take the Judge's artistic license away.....
just keep swimming along, don't rise to the....
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"a black women's cocktail dress"
Now that gave me a good giggle, PJ.
I'm pondering how it differs from a white woman's cocktail dress, or a black or white man's cocktail dress,
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not a bush appointee.

a little googling shows that bankruptcy court judges are not appointed by the president, but by the court of appeals for that circuit in which the district is located.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective