SUDANESE MAN FORCED TO MARRY GOAT

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SUDANESE MAN FORCED TO MARRY GOAT#1
Posted: 2/9/08 at 12:39pm
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re: SUDANESE MAN FORCED TO MARRY GOAT#2
Posted: 2/9/08 at 12:56pm
My favorite part, ""They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper."

At least it wasn't a boy goat! Or was it? The article never states.
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Updated On: 2/9/08 at 12:56 PM
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no free milk without a cow#2
Posted: 2/9/08 at 1:19pm
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

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no free milk without a cow#3
Posted: 2/9/08 at 1:30pm
sorry, papa...a friend just sent it to me this morning. oops!
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no free milk without a cow#4
Posted: 2/9/08 at 1:37pm
oh, hey i just thought it was funny to see it again. i actually checked to see if it was the same story or if it was a ... trend.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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pray to st. jude

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no free milk without a cow#5
Posted: 2/9/08 at 1:39pm
Hey. No goat hatin' here.
Don't make me pull a catie and have this thread deleted.



....but the world goes 'round
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no free milk without a cow#6
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:13pm
the goat clearly knew what it was doing when it went into that field with him.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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no free milk without a cow#7
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:16pm
no free milk without a cow

If the topic at hand (so to speak) is men and goats . . .

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no free milk without a cow#8
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:22pm
is that the marine?
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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no free milk without a cow#9
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:25pm
I think he's a 'wrestler', papa.

I wish he was a Marine - then I'd be assured he would bottom no free milk without a cow
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no free milk without a cow#10
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:44pm
I'm with Papa here...if you saw how that goat behaved, shaking it's little heinie, giving him the eye. The goat was asking for it.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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no free milk without a cow#11
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:53pm
see, joe gets what i'm saying. i mean it might be illegal but that doesn't mean that it was not just as much the goat's fault as it was the guy's. c'mon, it takes two and goats today know what they are doing. i think the goat just wanted a roof over it's head and seduced this poor lonely farmer into being forced to provide it one. what's more of a shame is that the farmer might lose his opportunity to win sudani idol now with this controversy hanging over his head and that's just wrong. and what happens to the goat? nothing!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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no free milk without a cow#12
Posted: 2/9/08 at 3:05pm
That's WWE star John Cena.
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no free milk without a cow#13
Posted: 2/9/08 at 3:12pm
no free milk without a cow
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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no free milk without a cow#14
Posted: 2/9/08 at 3:58pm
they furry little hussey.
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Posted: 2/9/08 at 4:01pm
and who can resist sweet creamy goat's milk?
....but the world goes 'round
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no free milk without a cow#16
Posted: 2/9/08 at 4:12pm
Does the guy get his money back if the goat cheats on him?
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no free milk without a cow#17
Posted: 2/9/08 at 5:10pm
papa - someday, when it's advantageous, I'm going to remind you that you knew about Mr. Cena.
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no free milk without a cow#18
Posted: 2/9/08 at 5:57pm
what, d? that movie was promoted to heck and gone around here. granted, cena was a pitiful substitute for a cgi character, but robert patrick was in it and was hilarious as an over the top villain.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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Posted: 2/9/08 at 7:24pm
What's so bad about doing an animal anyway? If you're going to make it a crime to do a goat. I'm filing harrassment charges against that dog that always sniffs my crotch.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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no free milk without a cow#20
Posted: 2/9/08 at 7:28pm
Why do real cowboys wear boots?

Because when you jam the hind legs in'em, the damn things can't run away.
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Posted: 2/9/08 at 8:03pm
How can you tell Mick Jagger's not scottish? Cause if he was the song would go "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:22pm
There was convention for people who believe in ghosts.The emcee takes the mic and begins the evening by asking everyone who believes in ghosts, raise their hands. The entire crowd raises their hands.

Okay, now everyone who has ever SEEN a ghost, raise their hand. About half the crowd raises their hands.

Very good, says the emcee. Now-who here has ever had SEX with a ghost? one guy raises his hand. You had sex with a ghost? asks the emcee. OHHH- I thought you said GOAT, answers the guy.
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Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:44pm
Are you kidding me?

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no free milk without a cow#24
Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:53pm
That goat is a ho. No sympathy here.