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Danger, The Evil Rooster

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Danger, The Evil Rooster#1
Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:15am
Many of you know about Danger, the Rooster who has taken it upon himself to tear my legs to shreds every time I step off of my back porch.


I regret to inform you that Danger has been attacked by some woodland creature from...well, the woods.


Danger is alive, but has lost all desire to kill me. He just stares at me with his one remaining eye.


In memory of Danger, the rooster who loved to kill DGG: 2006-2008

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re: Danger, The Evil Rooster#2
Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:22am
Do you live on a farm?

I like the roosters we have in NYC better.
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re: Danger, The Evil Rooster#2
Posted: 2/9/08 at 10:23am
Not exactly a farm, but close to it.


I'll have to tell you about my chicken-showing adventures sometime.
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re: Danger, The Evil Rooster#3
Posted: 2/9/08 at 11:09am
Chicken-showing? As in exhibiting a chicken or exposing YOURSELF to a chicken?
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: Danger, The Evil Rooster#4
Posted: 2/9/08 at 1:46pm
Exhibiting. Sorry, dear. Nothing so exciting.
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re: Danger, The Evil Rooster#5
Posted: 2/9/08 at 2:00pm
If it's not exciting, why the hell would we wanna hear about it?
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